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Message: <blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 1064651022" data-attributes="member: 14320"><p>Teach Sex Education</p><p></p><p>A fifth grade teacher is told she must teach sex education to her class. She decides to use a math technique to teach the subject, and thinks flash cards will work well.</p><p></p><p>The next day in class, she holds up the first flash card, a picture of a breast, and asked does anyone know what this is? Little Suzie responds I know, I know! It's a picture of a breast and my mommy has two of them! The teacher says very good Suzie, you get a star for the exercise</p><p></p><p>The teacher grabs the next card and holds it up. It's a picture of a penis. She asks Does anyone know what this is? and little Tommy says I know I know!! It a penis and my daddy has two of them!!!</p><p></p><p>The teacher says well Tommy, It is a penis but your daddy can't have two of them.</p><p></p><p>Tommy says sure he does, he's got a little one he pees out of and a great big one he brushes mommy's teeth with!</p><p></p><p>=====</p><p>A man is in a hotel lobby. He wants to ask the clerk a question.</p><p>As he turns to go to the front desk, he accidentally bumps into a woman beside him and as he does, his elbow goes into her breast. </p><p>They are both quite startled. The man turns to her and says, "Ma'am, if your heart is as soft as your breast, know you'll forgive me."</p><p>She replies, "if your penis is as hard as your elbow, I'm in room 1221."</p></blockquote><p></p>

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