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Message: <blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 1064651107" data-attributes="member: 14320">A Drunks BathroomA drunk gets up from the bar and heads for the bathroom. A few minutes later, a loud, blood-curdling scream is heard coming from the bathroom.A few minutes after that, another loud scream reverberates through thebar.The bartender goes into the bathroom to investigate what the drunk isscreaming about.What's all the screaming about in there? You're scaring my customers!I'm just sitting here on the toilet and every time I try to flush,something comes up and squeezes the hell out of my balls.With that, the bartender opens the door, looks in and says, You idiot! You're sitting on the mop bucket!!!====='Cause of youIn the morning I do not eat because I think of you.At noon I do not eat because I think of you.In the evening I do not eat because I think of you.At night I do not sleep because I am hungry.=====The doctor tells a male patient that he has a case of venereal disease. The man replies "That is impossible, I haven't been with anyone recently. I must have caught it off a toilet seat". Doctor says, " in that case you must have been chewing it because you have got it in your gums!!=====Q: What did the maxi pad say to the fart?A: You are the wind beneath my wings.Q. What should you do if your epileptic grandma is having a seizure in the bathtub?A. Throw in some Tide and a load of dirty clothes.Q. How do you re-fit an old whore?A. Shove a five pound ham up her pussy and pull out the bone.</blockquote>

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