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Message: <blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 1064651373" data-attributes="member: 14320">Look Terrible And Smell BadA man was getting ready for work one morning when his wife looked at him and said, "What is the matter with you? You look terrible, and smell bad." He replied, "I don't know what you mean, I felt great." The man went to work where his boss took one look at him and said, "What is the matter with you? You look terrible, and smell really bad." The man replied that there was nothing wrong with him and that he felt great. The man went to lunch with a client and the client looked at him and said, "What is the matter with you? You look terrible, and smell really bad." The man again replied that he felt great. The client suggested he go to the doctor right away because he looked and smelt so bad. The man went to the doctor, and when the doctor walked into the examining room and saw him the doctor said, "My god, you look terrible,and smell really bad." The man explained that everyone was telling him that he looked terrible, and smell really bad, but that he felt great.The doctor said, "Are you sure you feel great?" The man reiterated that he definitely felt great! The doctor got out his medical book and looked up "looks terrible". After he found that he looked up the subsection "smells bad" and then the sub-subsection "feels great". The doctor said, "I found it right here under 'looks terrible, smells bad, but feels great'. The man, at this point very nervous, inquired to the doctor, "Tell me, what is it?" The doctor replied, "According to my book... you're a cunt."=====What is the worlds smallest funeral home? A woman's pussy, you can only get one stiff in at a time.What do cheerleaders and tampons have in common? They're both stuck up bitches! How many animals fit in a condom.A cock and a few hares.What does a pussy look like after sex? Have you ever seen a Bulldog eating Mayonaise?Life is like a dick. When it's hard you get fucked and when it's soft you can't beat it!</blockquote>

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