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Message: <blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 1064651413" data-attributes="member: 14320">Dan And His Sexual OrganThere was a man named Daniel Morgan Who had a tiny sexual organ He gave the girls a sudden shock When they held is tiny cock He labored hard to find a cure And poultices it with fish manure He tied it up with bits of string But still it was a little thing Just one inch long when fully reared and lying down it disappeared 'Twas by chance they called him Danny Half inch less they'd call him Fanny One day Dan read in Daily Mail That things called "falsies" were on sale For women who had tiny breasts They wore these things inside their vests Then went out in latest fashion To satisfy men's beastly passion Danny said "I am a fool" Why can't I make a big false tool He worked all night upon his chopper And ended up with a great big whopper Twelve inches long and made of plastic it stretched just like a piece of "lastic" It really was a lovely job Upon the end a big red knob Dan tied it on with bits of twine Really it looked rather fine Lying beneath his pants Looking like a ele-phant Girls flocked around with glee To see his bulge stretch to his knee No other fellow stood a chance When Dan was at the local dance As girls were dancing round with Dan They felt his tool against their fan And soon began to faint and swoon As Danny waltzed around the room But what a shock Dan had in store For one night dancing round the floor Danny stopped and loudly cursed He'd felt his strings and strapping's burst Before he reached the nearest seat His tool was dangling at his feet His partner said, with a nervous cough "Excuse me Dan - your cock's fell off" A girl named June made Dan sick She gave his tool a spiteful kick Poor Danny screamed around the halls For the string was tied around his balls As he staggered to the door He dragged his dick along the floor All the girls that Dan had dated Were crying while his cock deflated The band by now was almost crackers As Dan went out to bathe his knackers Wise cracks and scornful laughter He couldn't face the scene thereafter So if you're like poor Daniel Morgan And have a tiny sexual organ Remember, though it's only wee It's always good enough to pee</blockquote>

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