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<blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 1064651843" data-attributes="member: 14320"><p>In The Hospital</p><p></p><p>Hold my e-mail until further notice, for I am in the hospital.</p><p>I was badly attacked by a woman on an elevator. A witness got</p><p>her photo for the police.</p><p></p><p>I was in the elevator when she got in. I was casually staring at</p><p>her boobs when she asked, "Would you please press 1." I did... I</p><p>don't remember much after that.</p><p></p><p>Should be out of the hospital in a few days.</p><p></p><p>=====</p><p></p><p>A man was sitting at a bar, morosely staring at his untouched beer. </p><p>The bartender walked over with a sigh, and asked "What's the problem, pal?" </p><p>"My brother just told me that there's a sperm bank in his neighbourhood that pays $40 for a donation." </p><p>"Yeah, so?" </p><p>"Don't you realize?" the man cried. "I've let a fortune slip through my fingers!"</p><p></p><p>=====</p><p></p><p>A man was sitting on the sofa watching TV when he heard his wife's voice from the kitchen. </p><p></p><p>"What would you like for dinner, love? Chicken, beef or lamb?" </p><p></p><p>He said, "Thank you, I'll have chicken." </p><p></p><p>"Fuck you," she said. "You're having soup. I was talking to the cat."</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="melody, post: 1064651843, member: 14320"] In The Hospital Hold my e-mail until further notice, for I am in the hospital. I was badly attacked by a woman on an elevator. A witness got her photo for the police. I was in the elevator when she got in. I was casually staring at her boobs when she asked, "Would you please press 1." I did... I don't remember much after that. Should be out of the hospital in a few days. ===== A man was sitting at a bar, morosely staring at his untouched beer. The bartender walked over with a sigh, and asked "What's the problem, pal?" "My brother just told me that there's a sperm bank in his neighbourhood that pays $40 for a donation." "Yeah, so?" "Don't you realize?" the man cried. "I've let a fortune slip through my fingers!" ===== A man was sitting on the sofa watching TV when he heard his wife's voice from the kitchen. "What would you like for dinner, love? Chicken, beef or lamb?" He said, "Thank you, I'll have chicken." "Fuck you," she said. "You're having soup. I was talking to the cat." [/QUOTE]
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