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Message: <blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 1064651867" data-attributes="member: 14320">The Game Of SexA man wants to introduce his nephew to the game of sex.The young man is worried that he might not do it right so his uncle comes up with a plan. The young man will get a hooker, wine her and dine her, then take her back to his apartment for a night of pleasure.The uncle will be in the bedroom closet so if the boy has a problem, he can shout it out, and from the closet will come the answer about what to do. That night everything is going according to the plan. When they get back to the apartment the hooker gets into bed while the young man goes to the bathroom to put on a condom. The hooker suddenly gets a cramp and must go to the bathroom now!She feels around the bed and grabs an empty shoe box and takes a big dump in it. Now here comes the young man walking in the dark room. He steps in the shoe box and shouts out, "There's shit in the box, there's shit in the box. From the closet comes the reply, "Then roll her over!"=====A man was walking down the street with a baby ape in his arms when a friend stopped him and asked what he was doing with the chimp."I just bought this ape as a pet. We have no children; so he's going to live with us just like one of the family.He'll eat at the same table with us. He'll even sleep in the same bed with me and my wife.""But what about the smell?" the friend asked."Oh, he'll just have to get used to it, the same way I did."</blockquote>

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