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<blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 1064653282" data-attributes="member: 14320"><p>A WOMAN'S REFLECTION ON MENOPAUSE:</p><p></p><p></p><p>My husband, being unhappy with my mood swings, </p><p>bought me a mood ring the other day so he would be able</p><p>to monitor my moods.</p><p>We've discovered that when I'm in a good mood, it </p><p>turns green. When I'm in a bad mood, it leaves a big fucking </p><p>red dent on his forehead.</p><p>Maybe next time he'll buy me a diamond. </p><p>=====</p><p></p><p></p><p>Little Bo Peep has lost her sheep </p><p>she thinks they went to Buckingham </p><p>but when they were found </p><p>they were all gagged and bound </p><p>and Little Boy Blue was phucking'em</p><p></p><p>=====</p><p></p><p>A romantic lady sent a text to her lover, saying if you are sleeping send me your dream,</p><p>if you are crying send me your tears, if you are smiling send me your happiness,</p><p>the lovers lover replied "I am in the toilet"!</p><p></p><p>=====</p><p></p><p>A very popular girl went to her doctor and found out that she was pregnant. </p><p></p><p>The doctor says, "I know that you are not married! Do you know who the father of this baby is?" </p><p></p><p>The girl thought and then asked, "Doc, if you ate a can of Baked Beans, would you know which bean made you FART?"</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="melody, post: 1064653282, member: 14320"] A WOMAN'S REFLECTION ON MENOPAUSE: My husband, being unhappy with my mood swings, bought me a mood ring the other day so he would be able to monitor my moods. We've discovered that when I'm in a good mood, it turns green. When I'm in a bad mood, it leaves a big fucking red dent on his forehead. Maybe next time he'll buy me a diamond. ===== Little Bo Peep has lost her sheep she thinks they went to Buckingham but when they were found they were all gagged and bound and Little Boy Blue was phucking'em ===== A romantic lady sent a text to her lover, saying if you are sleeping send me your dream, if you are crying send me your tears, if you are smiling send me your happiness, the lovers lover replied "I am in the toilet"! ===== A very popular girl went to her doctor and found out that she was pregnant. The doctor says, "I know that you are not married! Do you know who the father of this baby is?" The girl thought and then asked, "Doc, if you ate a can of Baked Beans, would you know which bean made you FART?" [/QUOTE]
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