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Message: <blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 1064654332" data-attributes="member: 14320">Silent TreatmentA man and his wife were having some problems at home and were giving each other the silent treatment. Suddenly, the man realized that the next day, he would need his wife to wake him at 5:00 AM for an early morning business flight. Not wanting to be the first to break the silence (and LOSE), he wrote on a piece of paper, "Please wake me at 5:00 AM." He left it where he knew she would find it. The next morning, the man woke up, only to discover it was 9:00 AM and he had missed his flight. Furious, he was about to go and see why his wife hadn't wakened him, when he noticed a piece of paper by the bed. The paper said, "It is 5:00 AM. Wake up." =====Q) Whats warm and soft, when you go to bed, and hard, and stiff in the morningA) VomitQ) Why do women have foreheads?A) So men have a place to kiss them after a BlowjobQ) Why did the guy buy his wife, a coat and a dildo for her birthday?A) He figured if she dont like coat, she could go fuck herself</blockquote>

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