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<blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 1064655110" data-attributes="member: 14320"><p>Unwinding</p><p></p><p>A man comes home from a tough day of work looking to unwind.</p><p>After a relaxing dinner with his wife, they retired to bed.</p><p>So, both go to their separate beds, however the man was not</p><p>yet ready to slumber. The man called over to his wife, "My</p><p>little boopey-boo, I'm lonely." So the woman gets out of bed</p><p>and crosses her room to the husband. On the way she trips on</p><p>the carpet and falls on her face. The husband with a</p><p>concerned look on his face says, "Oh, did my little</p><p>honey-woney fall on her little nosey-wosey?" The woman gets</p><p>up and enters the man's bed. The two have passionate sex and</p><p>afterwards the women rolls out. As she is returning to her</p><p>bed, she once again catches her foot on the carpet and falls</p><p>flat on her face. The man looks over his shoulder at his</p><p>wife lying on the floor and says, "Clumsy bitch."</p><p></p><p>=====</p><p></p><p>Mummy, Mummy what's a vampire?</p><p>Shut up son and eat your soup before it clots!</p><p></p><p>Mummy, Mummy the kids at school call me werewolf!</p><p>Shut up son and go and brush your face!</p><p></p><p>What's grosser than two vampires fighting over a used tampon? </p><p>One of them winning.</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="melody, post: 1064655110, member: 14320"] Unwinding A man comes home from a tough day of work looking to unwind. After a relaxing dinner with his wife, they retired to bed. So, both go to their separate beds, however the man was not yet ready to slumber. The man called over to his wife, "My little boopey-boo, I'm lonely." So the woman gets out of bed and crosses her room to the husband. On the way she trips on the carpet and falls on her face. The husband with a concerned look on his face says, "Oh, did my little honey-woney fall on her little nosey-wosey?" The woman gets up and enters the man's bed. The two have passionate sex and afterwards the women rolls out. As she is returning to her bed, she once again catches her foot on the carpet and falls flat on her face. The man looks over his shoulder at his wife lying on the floor and says, "Clumsy bitch." ===== Mummy, Mummy what's a vampire? Shut up son and eat your soup before it clots! Mummy, Mummy the kids at school call me werewolf! Shut up son and go and brush your face! What's grosser than two vampires fighting over a used tampon? One of them winning. [/QUOTE]
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