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Message: <blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 1064655207" data-attributes="member: 14320">Garden Of Eden"Adam," the heavenly voice called to the Garden of Eden, "what did you and Eve do today?""We ate some fruit, Lord," Adam said reverently."Did you eat of the forbidden tree?" asked God."Yes, Lord, we did," Adam confessed."And then what did you do?" God asked."We made mad, passionate love all afternoon.""Where is Eve now?" the Lord bellowed."She's down at the brook washing herself out.""Oh, no," the Lord moaned." Now all my fish are going to smell like PUSSY!"=====A young woman, feeling morning dizziness and strange cravings, goes to see a gynecologist. After a thorough examination, the Doctor tells her: "Well, my dear, I am puzzled; the test shows that you are pregnant, but when I examined you, I found that you are still a virgin. I mean, your hymen is not ruptured, except for seven tiny holes, a little more that pinpricks, actually.... by the way, what did you say your name was?""My name is Snow White", replies the girl.</blockquote>

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