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<blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 1064655260" data-attributes="member: 14320"><p>Pesticides</p><p></p><p>A farmer walked into a drug store and said </p><p>To the Pharmacist, "I want me one of them </p><p>Thar condoms with pesticides on it. </p><p>Where do I find 'em?"</p><p></p><p>The pharmacist replied, "Oh sir, you must mean </p><p>That you want the condoms with SPERMICIDE, </p><p>Not pesticide. They're on aisle 4."</p><p></p><p>"No, no, I want me them thar condoms with PESTICIDE </p><p>On it," growled the farmer. </p><p></p><p>"Sir," said the pharmacist, exasperated from </p><p>Explaining, "PESTICIDE is for killing insects, </p><p>SPERMICIDE is for killing sperm. I'm sure that </p><p>You mean spermicide instead of pesticide."</p><p></p><p>"Listen here," argued the farmer, "I want condoms </p><p>With PESTICIDE on them. My wife's got a bug up </p><p>Her ass, and I aim to kill it!"</p><p></p><p>=====</p><p></p><p>A guy says, "I remember the first time I used alcohol as a</p><p></p><p>substitute for women."</p><p></p><p>"Yeah what happened?" asked the other.</p><p></p><p>The first guy replies, "Well, I got my penis stuck in the neck</p><p></p><p>of the bottle."</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="melody, post: 1064655260, member: 14320"] Pesticides A farmer walked into a drug store and said To the Pharmacist, "I want me one of them Thar condoms with pesticides on it. Where do I find 'em?" The pharmacist replied, "Oh sir, you must mean That you want the condoms with SPERMICIDE, Not pesticide. They're on aisle 4." "No, no, I want me them thar condoms with PESTICIDE On it," growled the farmer. "Sir," said the pharmacist, exasperated from Explaining, "PESTICIDE is for killing insects, SPERMICIDE is for killing sperm. I'm sure that You mean spermicide instead of pesticide." "Listen here," argued the farmer, "I want condoms With PESTICIDE on them. My wife's got a bug up Her ass, and I aim to kill it!" ===== A guy says, "I remember the first time I used alcohol as a substitute for women." "Yeah what happened?" asked the other. The first guy replies, "Well, I got my penis stuck in the neck of the bottle." [/QUOTE]
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