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Message: <blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 1064655260" data-attributes="member: 14320"><p>Pesticides</p><p></p><p>A farmer walked into a drug store and said </p><p>To the Pharmacist, "I want me one of them </p><p>Thar condoms with pesticides on it. </p><p>Where do I find 'em?"</p><p></p><p>The pharmacist replied, "Oh sir, you must mean </p><p>That you want the condoms with SPERMICIDE, </p><p>Not pesticide. They're on aisle 4."</p><p></p><p>"No, no, I want me them thar condoms with PESTICIDE </p><p>On it," growled the farmer. </p><p></p><p>"Sir," said the pharmacist, exasperated from </p><p>Explaining, "PESTICIDE is for killing insects, </p><p>SPERMICIDE is for killing sperm. I'm sure that </p><p>You mean spermicide instead of pesticide."</p><p></p><p>"Listen here," argued the farmer, "I want condoms </p><p>With PESTICIDE on them. My wife's got a bug up </p><p>Her ass, and I aim to kill it!"</p><p></p><p>=====</p><p></p><p>A guy says, "I remember the first time I used alcohol as a</p><p></p><p>substitute for women."</p><p></p><p>"Yeah what happened?" asked the other.</p><p></p><p>The first guy replies, "Well, I got my penis stuck in the neck</p><p></p><p>of the bottle."</p></blockquote><p></p>

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