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Message: <blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 1064655938" data-attributes="member: 14320">Exclusive Nudist ColonyA man joins a very exclusive nudist colony.One his first day there hetakes off his clothes and starts to wander around.A gorgeous petite blonde walks by, and the man immediately gets anerection.The woman notices his erection, comes over to him and says, "Did youcall for me?"The man replies "No; what do you mean?"She says, "You must be new here. Let me explain. It's a rule here thatif you get an erection it implies you called for me."Smiling, she leads him to the side of the swimming pool, lies down on atowel, eagerly pulls him to her and happily lets him have his way with her.The man continues to explore the colony's facilities. He enters thesauna and as he sits down, he farts.Within minutes a huge, hairy man lumbers out of the steam room towardhim, "Did you call for me?" says the hairy man."No; what do you mean?" says the newcomer."You must be new," says the hairy man, "it's a rule that if you fart,it implies that you called for me." The huge man easily spins himaround, bends him over a bench and has his way with him.The newcomer staggers back to the colony office, where he is greeted bythe smiling, naked receptionist, "May I help you?" she says.The man yells, "Here's my membership card. You can have the key backand you can keep the $500 membership fee.""But sir," she replies, "you've only been here for a few hours. Youhaven't had the chance to see all our facilities."The man replies, "Listen lady, I'm 68 years old; I only get an erectiononce a month, but I fart 15 times a day! I'm outta here.____________There were two doctors talking and one said, "I had a patient today with a dick like a dill pickle."The other doctor said, "It was that green?"The first doctor said, "No, that sour."</blockquote>