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<blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 1064656186" data-attributes="member: 14320"><p>12-Step Internet Recovery Program</p><p></p><p>1. I will have a cup of coffee in the morning and read my</p><p>newspaper like I used to, before the Internet.</p><p></p><p>2. I will eat breakfast with a knife and fork and not with one</p><p>hand typing.</p><p></p><p>3. I will get dressed before noon.</p><p></p><p>4. I will make an attempt to clean the house, wash clothes, and</p><p>plan dinner before even thinking of the Internet.</p><p></p><p>5. I will sit down and write a letter to those unfortunate few</p><p>friends and family that are Internet-deprived.</p><p></p><p>6. I will call someone on the phone who I cannot contact via the</p><p>Internet.</p><p></p><p>7. I will read a book... if I still remember how.</p><p></p><p>8. I will listen to those around me and their needs and stop</p><p>telling them to turn the TV down so I can hear the music on the</p><p>Internet.</p><p></p><p>9. I will not be tempted during TV commercials to check for</p><p>email.</p><p></p><p>10. I will try and get out of the house at least once a week, if</p><p>it is necessary or not.</p><p></p><p>11. I will remember that my bank is not forgiving if I forget to</p><p>balance my checkbook because I was too busy on the Internet.</p><p></p><p>12. Last, but not least, I will remember that I must go to bed</p><p>sometime... and the Internet will always be there tomorrow!</p><p></p><p>=====</p><p></p><p>A couple were going at it in a barn down on the farm. </p><p></p><p>In the process, the condom slipped off. </p><p></p><p>The guy pokes around inside her with a straw and manages to lose that too. </p><p></p><p>Nine months later the doctor enters the waiting room where the father asks him what the baby is. </p><p></p><p>Doctor replies "It's a little bastard dressed in a raincoat and a straw hat."</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="melody, post: 1064656186, member: 14320"] 12-Step Internet Recovery Program 1. I will have a cup of coffee in the morning and read my newspaper like I used to, before the Internet. 2. I will eat breakfast with a knife and fork and not with one hand typing. 3. I will get dressed before noon. 4. I will make an attempt to clean the house, wash clothes, and plan dinner before even thinking of the Internet. 5. I will sit down and write a letter to those unfortunate few friends and family that are Internet-deprived. 6. I will call someone on the phone who I cannot contact via the Internet. 7. I will read a book... if I still remember how. 8. I will listen to those around me and their needs and stop telling them to turn the TV down so I can hear the music on the Internet. 9. I will not be tempted during TV commercials to check for email. 10. I will try and get out of the house at least once a week, if it is necessary or not. 11. I will remember that my bank is not forgiving if I forget to balance my checkbook because I was too busy on the Internet. 12. Last, but not least, I will remember that I must go to bed sometime... and the Internet will always be there tomorrow! ===== A couple were going at it in a barn down on the farm. In the process, the condom slipped off. The guy pokes around inside her with a straw and manages to lose that too. Nine months later the doctor enters the waiting room where the father asks him what the baby is. Doctor replies "It's a little bastard dressed in a raincoat and a straw hat." [/QUOTE]
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