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Message: <blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 1064656694" data-attributes="member: 14320">Daddy And MommyThis is Daddy.Is Mommy near the phone?""No Daddy.She's upstairs in the bedroomWith Uncle Paul."After a brief pause,Daddy says,"But honey,You haven't got an Uncle Paul.""Oh yes I do, and he's upstairs In the room with Mommy,right now."***Brief Pause***"Uh, okay then,This is what I want you to do.Put the phone down on the table,Run upstairs and knock on the bedroom doorAnd shout to Mommy that Daddy's carJust pulled into the driveway.""Okay Daddy,Just a minute."A few minutes later the little girl Comes back to the phone."I did it Daddy.""And what happened honey?""Well, Mommy got all scared,jumped out of bedWith no clothes on and ran around screaming.Then she tripped over the rug, hit her head On the dresser and now she isn't moving at all!""Oh my God!!!What about your Uncle Paul?""He jumped out of the bedWith no clothes on, too.He was all scaredAnd he jumped out of the back windowAnd into the swimming pool.But I guess he didn't knowThat you took out the waterLast week to clean it.He hit the bottom of the poolAnd I think he's dead." ***Long Pause***Then Daddy says, "Swimming pool?Is this 486-5731?"=====Two elderly ladies are sitting on the front porch, doing nothing.One lady turns and asks, "Do you still get horny?"The other replies, "Oh sure I do."The first old lady asks, "What do you do about it?"The second old lady replies, "I suck a lifesaver."After a few moments, the first old lady asks,"Who drives you to the beach?"</blockquote>

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