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Message: <blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 1064657749" data-attributes="member: 14320">A young girl had not been feeling well and went to her family doctor. "Young lady," said the doctor, "you're pregnant.""But that can't be. The only men I've been with are nudists and in our colony we practice sex only with our eyes.""Well my dear," said the doctor, "someone in that colony is cockeyed."______________________________I sat by the Duchess for tea,And she asked, "Do you fart when you pee?"I said with some wit,"Do you belch when you shit?"And I felt it was one up for me______________________________A Priest, a Rabbi, and a Protestant Minister are on a cruise. Suddenly the boat begins to sink. The Protestant Minister yells, "Abandon ship! Women and children first!" The Rabbi says, "Screw the children." The Priest then replies, "Do we have time for that?"Two blokes were out walking home from work one afternoon."Shit," said the first bloke, "as soon as I get home, I'm gonna rip the wife's knickers off!""What's the rush?" his mate asked."The bloody elastic in the legs is killing me," the bloke replied.=====~ Q ~ Why is a pussy like a warm toilet seat?~ A ~ They both feel good but you wonder who's been there before you.~ Q ~ Why do men like jacking off in front of a mirror?~ A ~ Because objects appear larger than they really are!=====What do you call a homosexual's athletic supporter?A fruit cup.=====Proctologist: "Do you know I just pulled a dozen roses out of your rectum?"Gay patient: "Is that so? What's the card say?"=====What's blue and comes in Brownies?Cub Scouts.=====Where do women pilots sit?In the cuntpit.=====When is a wet dream hazardous?When you're under a electric blanket.=====What do you call a faggot in the navy?A Rear Admiral.=====What do you call two women in a freezer?Cold cunts.</blockquote>

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