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Message: <blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 1064659443" data-attributes="member: 14320">A Man And His DogA man walks into a bar with his dog and puts the dog on a barstool. Thebartender asks the man what he wants to drink. "I'll have a bourbon andCoke!"The man then turns to his dog and asks, "What are you going to have, Rover?""I'll have a Scotch and soda -- light on the soda," says Rover.The bartender is skeptical about the dog talking. "Come on," he says, "thatdog can't talk -- you're a ventriloquist!""No, Rover can really talk! While I am in the restroom, you can have aconversation with him yourself -- but don't let him out of your sight. Heis a very valuable dog."The man goes to the restroom. When he returns, the dog is gone."Hey, where's my dog? I told you not to let him out of your sight.""Aw, I didn't believe that Rover could talk, so I gave him a quarter andsent him to the drug store to buy me a paper.""Let's go look for him," said the man.The two went to the drugstore -- no Rover. They walked up and down nearbyalleys and streets -- no dog! Finally, they found Rover in an alley on topof another dog, pumping away.Pointing his finger at Rover, the man says angrily, "How come you are doingthis? You have never done this before!""First time I ever had any money!"=====Q. What's the difference between a blonde and an ironing board?A. It's difficult to open the legs of an ironing board.</blockquote>

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