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Message: <blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 1064660318" data-attributes="member: 14320">DownsizingA small business owner was faced with a problem that he needed todownsize his company. He added up all the receipts and discovered hecould get by if he laid off one of his employees. He looked in his filesand discovered that he had two new employees, one named Jill and theother named Jack. Because they had started on the same day at the sametime, he wondered how he would make the decision on who to fire. Finallyhe decided that the first one he saw taking a break would be fired.About ten minutes later, he saw Jill leaning against the wallnext to the water cooler. He left his office and walked over to her witha serious look on his face. He turned to her and said, "Jill, I have somerather bad news. It seems as though I'm going to lay you or Jack off."Jill looked at her employer and said, "Well, you're going to haveto jack off. I have a headache."=====A businessman boards a flight and is lucky enough to be seated next to an absolutely gorgeous woman.They exchange brief hellos and he notices she is reading a manual about sexual statistics.He asks her about it and she replies, "This is a very interesting book about sexual statistics.It identifies that American Indians have the longest average penis and Polish men have the biggest average diameter. By the way, my name is Jill. What's yours?"He coolly replies, "Tonto Kawalski, nice to meet you."</blockquote>

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