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<blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 3012014" data-attributes="member: 14320"><p>When you're confined to a hospital bed for days at a time, you get the</p><p>chance to reflect on some of the things in your past.</p><p></p><p>I got to thinking about my "FIRST" time,</p><p>Well, my first time with a condom anyway! I was 16 or 17. and had</p><p>visited the drug store to buy a package of condoms.</p><p></p><p>There was a beautiful older woman behind the counter, and she could see</p><p>that I was new at it, probably cuz my face was red.</p><p></p><p>She handed me the package and asked, if I knew how to wear one, and I</p><p>honestly answered, "No."</p><p></p><p>So she unwrapped the package, took one out and slipped over her thumb.</p><p>She cautioned me to make sure it was on tight and secure. Apparently I</p><p>still looked confused cuz she looked all around the store. It was empty.</p><p>She said, "Just a minute." walked to the door, and locked it. -</p><p>Taking my hand, she led me into the back room, unbuttoned her blouse and</p><p>removed it. She unhooked her bra and laid it aside, and asked, "Do these</p><p>excite you?"</p><p></p><p>I was so dumb-struck that all I could do was nod my head affirmatively.</p><p>She told me, it was time to slip the condum on. As I was slipping it on,</p><p>she dropped her skirt, removed her panties and laid down on a desk.</p><p>"Well, come on", she said, "We don't have much time."</p><p></p><p>So I climbed on her. It was so wonderful, that unfortunately,I could no</p><p>longer hold back and bang, I was done in a few minutes.</p><p></p><p>She looked at me with a frown. "Did you put that condom on?"</p><p></p><p>I said, "I sure did." and held up my thumb to show her.</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="melody, post: 3012014, member: 14320"] When you're confined to a hospital bed for days at a time, you get the chance to reflect on some of the things in your past. I got to thinking about my "FIRST" time, Well, my first time with a condom anyway! I was 16 or 17. and had visited the drug store to buy a package of condoms. There was a beautiful older woman behind the counter, and she could see that I was new at it, probably cuz my face was red. She handed me the package and asked, if I knew how to wear one, and I honestly answered, "No." So she unwrapped the package, took one out and slipped over her thumb. She cautioned me to make sure it was on tight and secure. Apparently I still looked confused cuz she looked all around the store. It was empty. She said, "Just a minute." walked to the door, and locked it. - Taking my hand, she led me into the back room, unbuttoned her blouse and removed it. She unhooked her bra and laid it aside, and asked, "Do these excite you?" I was so dumb-struck that all I could do was nod my head affirmatively. She told me, it was time to slip the condum on. As I was slipping it on, she dropped her skirt, removed her panties and laid down on a desk. "Well, come on", she said, "We don't have much time." So I climbed on her. It was so wonderful, that unfortunately,I could no longer hold back and bang, I was done in a few minutes. She looked at me with a frown. "Did you put that condom on?" I said, "I sure did." and held up my thumb to show her. [/QUOTE]
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