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<blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 3023901" data-attributes="member: 14320"><p><strong>The Pickle Slicer</strong></p><p></p><p>Yossel Zelkovitz worked in a pickle factory. For many years he had a</p><p>powerful desire to put his penis in the pickle slicer. Unable to stand</p><p>it any longer, he sought professional help.</p><p></p><p>After six months, his therapist gave up. He advised Yossel to go ahead</p><p>and do it or he would probably never have any peace of mind. The next day he came home from work very early. His wife, Sarah, became alarmed and wanted to know what happened. Yossel tearfully confessed his tormenting desire to put his penis in the pickle slicer. He went on to explain that today he finally went ahead and did it and was immediately fired from his job.</p><p></p><p>Sarah gasped and ran over to her husband. She quickly yanked down his pants and boxer shorts only to find a normal, completely intact penis. She looked up and said, "I don't understand. What about the pickle slicer?"</p><p></p><p>Yossel replied, "I think she got fired, too.</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="melody, post: 3023901, member: 14320"] [B]The Pickle Slicer[/B] Yossel Zelkovitz worked in a pickle factory. For many years he had a powerful desire to put his penis in the pickle slicer. Unable to stand it any longer, he sought professional help. After six months, his therapist gave up. He advised Yossel to go ahead and do it or he would probably never have any peace of mind. The next day he came home from work very early. His wife, Sarah, became alarmed and wanted to know what happened. Yossel tearfully confessed his tormenting desire to put his penis in the pickle slicer. He went on to explain that today he finally went ahead and did it and was immediately fired from his job. Sarah gasped and ran over to her husband. She quickly yanked down his pants and boxer shorts only to find a normal, completely intact penis. She looked up and said, "I don't understand. What about the pickle slicer?" Yossel replied, "I think she got fired, too. [/QUOTE]
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