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<blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 3060159" data-attributes="member: 14320"><p><strong>Twenty More Things You'll Never Hear A Woman Say... </strong></p><p></p><p>1) I'm bored. Let's shave my fanny!</p><p>2) Shouldn't you be down at the pub with your mates?</p><p>3) That was a great fart! Do another one!</p><p>4) I've decided to stop wearing clothes in the house.</p><p>5) You're so sexy with a hangover.</p><p>6) I'd rather go and play Virtual Fighter than go shopping.</p><p>7) Let's start subscribing to Penthouse.</p><p>8) Would you like to see a video of me going down on my friend?</p><p>9) I'll swallow it all... I love the taste of cum.</p><p>10) Are you sure you've had enough to drink?</p><p>11) Just for a change can we try anal sex tonight? </p><p>12) I really like football, can you take me to a game. </p><p>13) You'd better drive, you're far safer than I am, and besides everyone knows women can't drive. </p><p>14) Actually we shouldn't have been given the vote, we're better off in the kitchen. </p><p>15) I think a big motorbike is a good idea. </p><p>16) I don't care if my bum looks big in this, let's just go and get pissed. </p><p>17) We haven't gone out with your mates for a while, shall we all go to Stringfellows. </p><p>18) Why can't you let your hair down and have a few vodka chasers with me. </p><p>19) I know you're already late for work, but can I gag on it just one more time. </p><p>20) Aim where you like, it's really good for my skin.</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="melody, post: 3060159, member: 14320"] [B]Twenty More Things You'll Never Hear A Woman Say... [/B] 1) I'm bored. Let's shave my fanny! 2) Shouldn't you be down at the pub with your mates? 3) That was a great fart! Do another one! 4) I've decided to stop wearing clothes in the house. 5) You're so sexy with a hangover. 6) I'd rather go and play Virtual Fighter than go shopping. 7) Let's start subscribing to Penthouse. 8) Would you like to see a video of me going down on my friend? 9) I'll swallow it all... I love the taste of cum. 10) Are you sure you've had enough to drink? 11) Just for a change can we try anal sex tonight? 12) I really like football, can you take me to a game. 13) You'd better drive, you're far safer than I am, and besides everyone knows women can't drive. 14) Actually we shouldn't have been given the vote, we're better off in the kitchen. 15) I think a big motorbike is a good idea. 16) I don't care if my bum looks big in this, let's just go and get pissed. 17) We haven't gone out with your mates for a while, shall we all go to Stringfellows. 18) Why can't you let your hair down and have a few vodka chasers with me. 19) I know you're already late for work, but can I gag on it just one more time. 20) Aim where you like, it's really good for my skin. [/QUOTE]
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