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<blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 3067028" data-attributes="member: 14320"><p>Q. What is the lightest thing in the world?</p><p>A. A penis...even a thought can raise it.</p><p></p><p>Q. What do gay kids get for Christmas?</p><p>A. Erection Sets.</p><p></p><p>Q. Where do fags park?</p><p>A. In the rear.</p><p></p><p>Q. Difference between a man buying a lottery ticket and a man fighting with his wife...</p><p>A. A man has a chance at winning at the lottery.</p><p></p><p>Q. What does a female snail say during sex?</p><p>A. Faster, faster, faster!</p><p></p><p>Q. What is the noisiest thing in the world?</p><p>A. Two skeletons screwing on a tin roof.</p><p></p><p>Q. What's red and blue with a long string?</p><p>A. A smurfette with her period.</p><p></p><p>Q. What do you call an adolescent rabbit?</p><p>A. A pubic hair.</p><p></p><p>Q. Define "Egghead:"</p><p>A. What Mrs. Dumpty gives to Humpty.</p><p></p><p>Q. How can you tell if you have acne?</p><p>A. If the blind can read your face.</p><p></p><p>Q. Did you know they just discovered a new use for sheep in New Zealand?</p><p>A. Wool!</p><p></p><p>Q. What's a necrophiliac's biggest complaint about sex?</p><p>A. They just kinda lay there.</p><p></p><p>Q. What did the woman say to her swimming instructor?</p><p>A. "Will I really drown if you take your finger out?"</p><p></p><p>Q. Why did the lumber truck stop?</p><p>A. To let the lumber jack off.</p><p></p><p>Q. Why did the woman get thrown out of the riding stable?</p><p>A. She wanted to mount the horse her way.</p><p></p><p>Q. Hey, what's sticky, white and falls from the sky?</p><p>A. The cumming of the Lord</p><p></p><p>Q. How did the tugboat get AIDS?</p><p>A. It was rear-ended by a ferry.</p><p></p><p>Q. How can you tell a sumo wrestler from a feminist?</p><p>A. A Sumo wrestler shaves his legs.</p><p></p><p>Q. What's the difference between a bandleader and a gynecologist?</p><p>A. A bandleader fucks his singers and a gynecologist sucks his fingers.</p><p></p><p>Q. Do you know what the square root of 69 is?</p><p>A. Ate something.</p><p></p><p>Q. What is the difference between "Oooh!" and "Aaah!"?</p><p>A. About three inches.</p><p></p><p>Q. What do you do in case of fallout?</p><p>A. Put it back in and take shorter strokes!</p><p></p><p>Q. Why do women have two holes so close together?</p><p>A. In case you miss.</p><p></p><p>Q. When does a Cub Scout become a Boy Scout?</p><p>A. When he eats his first Brownie</p><p></p><p>Q. What happened to the Pope when he went to Mount Olive?</p><p>A. Popeye almost killed him!</p><p></p><p>Q. How can you tell a head nurse?</p><p>A. She's the one with the dirty knees!</p><p></p><p>Q. What do you call three lesbians in bed together?</p><p>A. Ménage é twat.</p><p></p><p>Q. What do you call hemorrhoids on a fag?</p><p>A. Speed bumps.</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="melody, post: 3067028, member: 14320"] Q. What is the lightest thing in the world? A. A penis...even a thought can raise it. Q. What do gay kids get for Christmas? A. Erection Sets. Q. Where do fags park? A. In the rear. Q. Difference between a man buying a lottery ticket and a man fighting with his wife... A. A man has a chance at winning at the lottery. Q. What does a female snail say during sex? A. Faster, faster, faster! Q. What is the noisiest thing in the world? A. Two skeletons screwing on a tin roof. Q. What's red and blue with a long string? A. A smurfette with her period. Q. What do you call an adolescent rabbit? A. A pubic hair. Q. Define "Egghead:" A. What Mrs. Dumpty gives to Humpty. Q. How can you tell if you have acne? A. If the blind can read your face. Q. Did you know they just discovered a new use for sheep in New Zealand? A. Wool! Q. What's a necrophiliac's biggest complaint about sex? A. They just kinda lay there. Q. What did the woman say to her swimming instructor? A. "Will I really drown if you take your finger out?" Q. Why did the lumber truck stop? A. To let the lumber jack off. Q. Why did the woman get thrown out of the riding stable? A. She wanted to mount the horse her way. Q. Hey, what's sticky, white and falls from the sky? A. The cumming of the Lord Q. How did the tugboat get AIDS? A. It was rear-ended by a ferry. Q. How can you tell a sumo wrestler from a feminist? A. A Sumo wrestler shaves his legs. Q. What's the difference between a bandleader and a gynecologist? A. A bandleader fucks his singers and a gynecologist sucks his fingers. Q. Do you know what the square root of 69 is? A. Ate something. Q. What is the difference between "Oooh!" and "Aaah!"? A. About three inches. Q. What do you do in case of fallout? A. Put it back in and take shorter strokes! Q. Why do women have two holes so close together? A. In case you miss. Q. When does a Cub Scout become a Boy Scout? A. When he eats his first Brownie Q. What happened to the Pope when he went to Mount Olive? A. Popeye almost killed him! Q. How can you tell a head nurse? A. She's the one with the dirty knees! Q. What do you call three lesbians in bed together? A. Ménage é twat. Q. What do you call hemorrhoids on a fag? A. Speed bumps. [/QUOTE]
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