Menu
Home
Post Something
Forums
Current Activity
New posts
Search forums
What's new
New posts
Latest activity
News & Features
The Marketplace
Cars for Sale
Engine and Performance
Chassis and Wheels
Exterior and Body
Interior and Cockpit
ICE - In Car Entertainment
Car Shops and Services
Toys and Wares
All Other Stuff
Jobs and Vacancies
Looking For
Members
Log in
Register
What's new
Search
Search
Search titles only
By:
Current Activity
New posts
Search forums
Menu
Log in
Register
Reply to thread
See what others are reading now! Try Forums >
Current Activity
Home
Forums
Main Forums
General Talk
JeSt fOr LaUgHs...
JavaScript is disabled. For a better experience, please enable JavaScript in your browser before proceeding.
You are using an out of date browser. It may not display this or other websites correctly.
You should upgrade or use an
alternative browser
.
Message
<blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 3077408" data-attributes="member: 14320"><p>Two married buddies are out drinking one night when one turns</p><p>to the other and says, "You know, I don't know what else to</p><p>do. Whenever I go home after we've been out drinking, I turn</p><p>the headlights off before get to the driveway. I shut off</p><p>the engine and coast into the garage. I take my shoes off</p><p>before I go into the house, I sneak up the stairs, get</p><p>undressed in the bathroom, stick my foot in the toilet and</p><p>pee down my leg to prevent splashing sounds. I ease into</p><p>bed and my wife STILL wakes up and yells at me for staying</p><p>out so late!"</p><p></p><p>His buddy looks at him and says, "Well, you're obviously</p><p>taking the wrong approach. I screech into the driveway,</p><p>slam the door, storm up the steps, throw my shoes in the</p><p>closet, jump into bed, slap her on the ass and shout,</p><p>"WHO'S HORNY?" and she acts like she is asleep every time!!</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="melody, post: 3077408, member: 14320"] Two married buddies are out drinking one night when one turns to the other and says, "You know, I don't know what else to do. Whenever I go home after we've been out drinking, I turn the headlights off before get to the driveway. I shut off the engine and coast into the garage. I take my shoes off before I go into the house, I sneak up the stairs, get undressed in the bathroom, stick my foot in the toilet and pee down my leg to prevent splashing sounds. I ease into bed and my wife STILL wakes up and yells at me for staying out so late!" His buddy looks at him and says, "Well, you're obviously taking the wrong approach. I screech into the driveway, slam the door, storm up the steps, throw my shoes in the closet, jump into bed, slap her on the ass and shout, "WHO'S HORNY?" and she acts like she is asleep every time!! [/QUOTE]
Insert quotes…
Verification
Post reply
The Marketplace Latest
Mitsubishi lancer Evo x front bumper
Started by
jeff6126
Exterior and Body
Honda jazz fit gk flrs body kit
Started by
jeff6126
Exterior and Body
Proton S70 body kit
Started by
jeff6126
Exterior and Body
Proton saga BLM body kit
Started by
jeff6126
Exterior and Body
Perodua bezza ~accident repair
Started by
jeff6126
Exterior and Body
Mercedes Benz W205 C-class GT grille
Started by
jeff6126
Exterior and Body
BMW E90 ~brake caliper spray ~rim spray
Started by
jeff6126
Exterior and Body
Honda city gm6 FL front bumper
Started by
jeff6126
Exterior and Body
original rare spec Rays Volk Racing RE30 15x7jj...
Started by
david tao
Chassis and Wheels
original rare Rays Volk Racing TE37 SAGA S-Plus...
Started by
david tao
Chassis and Wheels
Posts refresh every 5 minutes
what happened to all the FD3S?
hardly can find one for sale?
any tips on where to dig?
pro and con evo8 / Lancer 2.0gt
guys.. need to know the pro and cons of these 2 models..
can u help me out?
as far as i can see is evo8 is much expensive compared to Lancer 2.0gt
and is lancer 2.0gt comfortable than evo8 since it is new compared...
WTA - OBIT Piggyback
Can i know where have the tuning service for Obit piggyback in Klang Valley? Any recommandation from bros here. Thanks. I need the contact number and also the address of the tuning center. Thanks.
Recent Posts
Thrills and Spills at Zhuhai: Porsche Carrera Cup Asia Rounds 3 & 4 Recap
Started by
The_Mechanic
News and Features
Proton Records High Demand for S70 with 1 Unit Booked every 4 minutes
Started by
The_Mechanic
News and Features
Toyota Malaysia Enters Regional GT Racing with TGR Racing Malaysia
Started by
The_Mechanic
News and Features
Home Win and Double Podium for Akash Nandy at Sepang Season Opener
Started by
The_Mechanic
News and Features
Darker Design : Mercedes-Benz Launches GLA Nightfall Edition in Malaysia
Started by
The_Mechanic
News and Features
Search
Online now
Enjoying Zerotohundred?
Log-in
for an ad-less experience
Home
Forums
Main Forums
General Talk
JeSt fOr LaUgHs...