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<blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 3102583" data-attributes="member: 14320"><p><strong> </strong></p><p><strong>Hooked On Ebonics:</strong> </p><p></p><p>AFRO: I got so mad at my hoe, AFRO a lamp at her. </p><p></p><p>AFTERMATH: I like to be high in school, so AFTERMATH I go to da field and smoke.</p><p></p><p>AXE: I done AXE you once now don't make me AXE you a'gin. </p><p></p><p>BEWARE: I asked da man at da unemployment office, "Do dis BEWARE I apply fa ah job?" </p><p></p><p>CATACOMB: Don King hair look stupid. Somebody ought'a give dat CATACOMB. </p><p></p><p>COATROOM: Da judge said, "One more outburst like dat, an you be thrown out da COATROOM. </p><p></p><p>CONTAGIOUS: It's gonna take dat CONTAGIOUS to wash all dem dishes. </p><p></p><p>COPULATE: I called 911 and an hour later when dey show up, I said COPULATE. </p><p></p><p>DECIDE: I like Wanda and Yolanda, but I like to have Lakisha on DECIDE.</p><p></p><p>DIMENSION: I be tall, dark, handsome and not DIMENSION, I's hung like a horse too. </p><p></p><p>DEFEAT: DEFEATof depig sho' be good pickled. </p><p></p><p>DEFENSE: De Sheriff woulda catched me but I jumped . </p><p></p><p>DEFENSE - I ran from the cops, and hopped and got away.</p><p></p><p>DEMAND: If you don't quit sellin' dem drugs DEMAND gonna get you.</p><p></p><p>DERANGE: DERANGE be where da deer and antelope play. </p><p></p><p>DATA: At my basketball game, I scored thirty points. My coach said, "DATA boy." </p><p></p><p>DETAIL: Dat rat almost got away but ol' Blue catched him by DETAIL. </p><p></p><p>DISAPPOINTMENT: My parole officer tol' me if I miss DISAPPOINTMENT day gonna send me back to da big house. </p><p></p><p>DISMAY: I went fo a blood test, da doctor pulled out a big needle. He said DISMAY hurt a little. </p><p></p><p>DOMINEERING: My hoe's birthday was yesterday, I got her a DOMINEERING. </p><p></p><p>FASCINATE: Dis hoe's titty's be so big, her shirt got ten buttons, but she can only FASCINATE.</p><p></p><p>FORECLOSE: If I pay alimony dis month, I'll have no money FORECLOSE . </p><p></p><p>FORTIFY: I axed da hoe how much for some? And she say FORTIFY. </p><p></p><p>HONOR: At da rape trial, de judge axed my buddy, who be HONOR first?</p><p></p><p>HONOR ROLL - We was playin poker on the stoop</p><p>the other day, man I was HONOROLL.</p><p></p><p>HOTEL: I gave dis ho da clap and da HOTEL everybody. </p><p></p><p>INCOME: I just got in bed wit dis hoe and INCOME my wife. </p><p></p><p>INDISCREET: I bought deez drugs here INDISCREET.</p><p></p><p>ISRAEL: I said, "Man dat Rolex look fake." He said, "No ISRAEL." </p><p></p><p>KENYA: I needed change fo da subway, so I axe a stranger KENYA spare a dime? </p><p></p><p>LOCKET: I slam da door so hard, I LOCKET.</p><p></p><p>MOBILE: I went to buy crack, I was short on cash, my man said gimme one MOBILE. </p><p></p><p>ODYSSEY: I tellin' you Bro! You ODYSSEY da jugs on dis hoe! </p><p></p><p>OMELETTE: Every time I start a new job, OMELETTE go after a week. </p><p></p><p>PENIS: I went to da clinic and 'day handed me a cup and said PENIS. </p><p></p><p>PLANET: I got me some seed to grow weed, so I PLANET in da backyard. </p><p></p><p>RECTUM: I had two Cadillacs, but my ol' lady RECTUM both. </p><p></p><p>SELDOM: My cousin gave me two tickets to da Knicks game, so I SELDOM.</p><p></p><p>STAIN: My muda in law axed if I was STAIN for dinner again. </p><p></p><p>STAIRWAY: When me and my homies get high, we STAIRWAY into space. </p><p></p><p>TRIPOLI: I was gonna buy my old lady a bra but I couldn't fine no TRIPOLI. </p><p></p><p>UNDERMINE: Dare be a fine lookin' hoe livin' in da apartment UNDERMINE.</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="melody, post: 3102583, member: 14320"] [B] Hooked On Ebonics:[/B] AFRO: I got so mad at my hoe, AFRO a lamp at her. AFTERMATH: I like to be high in school, so AFTERMATH I go to da field and smoke. AXE: I done AXE you once now don't make me AXE you a'gin. BEWARE: I asked da man at da unemployment office, "Do dis BEWARE I apply fa ah job?" CATACOMB: Don King hair look stupid. Somebody ought'a give dat CATACOMB. COATROOM: Da judge said, "One more outburst like dat, an you be thrown out da COATROOM. CONTAGIOUS: It's gonna take dat CONTAGIOUS to wash all dem dishes. COPULATE: I called 911 and an hour later when dey show up, I said COPULATE. DECIDE: I like Wanda and Yolanda, but I like to have Lakisha on DECIDE. DIMENSION: I be tall, dark, handsome and not DIMENSION, I's hung like a horse too. DEFEAT: DEFEATof depig sho' be good pickled. DEFENSE: De Sheriff woulda catched me but I jumped . DEFENSE - I ran from the cops, and hopped and got away. DEMAND: If you don't quit sellin' dem drugs DEMAND gonna get you. DERANGE: DERANGE be where da deer and antelope play. DATA: At my basketball game, I scored thirty points. My coach said, "DATA boy." DETAIL: Dat rat almost got away but ol' Blue catched him by DETAIL. DISAPPOINTMENT: My parole officer tol' me if I miss DISAPPOINTMENT day gonna send me back to da big house. DISMAY: I went fo a blood test, da doctor pulled out a big needle. He said DISMAY hurt a little. DOMINEERING: My hoe's birthday was yesterday, I got her a DOMINEERING. FASCINATE: Dis hoe's titty's be so big, her shirt got ten buttons, but she can only FASCINATE. FORECLOSE: If I pay alimony dis month, I'll have no money FORECLOSE . FORTIFY: I axed da hoe how much for some? And she say FORTIFY. HONOR: At da rape trial, de judge axed my buddy, who be HONOR first? HONOR ROLL - We was playin poker on the stoop the other day, man I was HONOROLL. HOTEL: I gave dis ho da clap and da HOTEL everybody. INCOME: I just got in bed wit dis hoe and INCOME my wife. INDISCREET: I bought deez drugs here INDISCREET. ISRAEL: I said, "Man dat Rolex look fake." He said, "No ISRAEL." KENYA: I needed change fo da subway, so I axe a stranger KENYA spare a dime? LOCKET: I slam da door so hard, I LOCKET. MOBILE: I went to buy crack, I was short on cash, my man said gimme one MOBILE. ODYSSEY: I tellin' you Bro! You ODYSSEY da jugs on dis hoe! OMELETTE: Every time I start a new job, OMELETTE go after a week. PENIS: I went to da clinic and 'day handed me a cup and said PENIS. PLANET: I got me some seed to grow weed, so I PLANET in da backyard. RECTUM: I had two Cadillacs, but my ol' lady RECTUM both. SELDOM: My cousin gave me two tickets to da Knicks game, so I SELDOM. STAIN: My muda in law axed if I was STAIN for dinner again. STAIRWAY: When me and my homies get high, we STAIRWAY into space. TRIPOLI: I was gonna buy my old lady a bra but I couldn't fine no TRIPOLI. UNDERMINE: Dare be a fine lookin' hoe livin' in da apartment UNDERMINE. [/QUOTE]
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