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Message: <blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 3103963" data-attributes="member: 14320">Q: What is worse than a dead dog on your piano?A: An infected pussy on your organ.Q: Why don't women have brains?A: They don't have a cock to keep them in!Q: How do you find a fat girl’s cunt?A: You flip through the folds until you smell shit, And then go back one.Q. What's better than hugging a doggie?A. Kissing a pussyQ. What's worse than a cardboard box?A. Paper tits.If you could wag your penis the same way a dog wags his tail,it wouldadd a whole new meaning to "I'm so happy to see you!"Q. What do you call a nun with a sex change?A. A tran-sister.Q. How do you make a cat drink?A. Throw it in the blender and remove the furry parts.My ex-wife was so cold that when you spread her legs a little whitelight came on!Q: What do you Call a period?A: A waste of fucking time.Q: What do you give the pedophile who has everything?A: Another parishQ: What's the worst thing about growing unemployment?A: It gets harder to fuck your girlfriend with her husband home.Q: Why are faggots so generous?A: They don't know how to be tight-arsed.Q: How do you make paper dolls?A: Fuck an old bag.Q: Why were lesbians invented?A: So radical feminists wouldn't breed.Q: What’s charred and stands between two sticks?A: A burnt cripple.Q: What are invisible and smell like dog food?A: Old people's farts.Q: What do you say to a woman with no arms and no legs?A: Nice tits!Q: How do you know when your getting old?A: You dreams are dry & you farts are wet.Q: What does WIFE stand for?A: Washing, Ironing, Fucking, Etc.Q: What are the three reasons why anal sex is better then vaginal sex?A: It's warmer, it's tighter, and it's more degrading to women.</blockquote>

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