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Message: <blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 3103977" data-attributes="member: 14320">Las VegasThis guy goes out to Las Vegas, and wins really big in one of thecasinos. After winning fifty thousand dollars at the craps table,the casino decides to give the guy a night in the penthousesuite. The guy goes up to the room, opens the big double doors,and steps into a three-room suite. The room is nothing butwindows, with a fantastic view of the city. The guy drops his bagof money in a chair and stands looking out the windows at thecity. He realizes he is all alone and needs someone to share hisgood fortune with. He calls down to the front desk and tells theclerk to send up one of the best high- priced call girls in thecity.Thirty minutes later there's a knock on the door. The guy opensit and there is the most gorgeous girl he has ever seen. Longblond hair, short red dress, and spiked heels. She walks into theroom. The guy goes over to the bar and fixes two drinks, he givesone to the hooker, and drinks one himself. "Now, down tobusiness," he says, "how much for a hand job?"The hooker says, "Honey, a hand job is $500.00""What, $500! That's outrageous!""Come over here," She says walking toward one of the windows,"see that strip mall over there," pointing out the window, "I ownthe last two stores on the end. I was able to buy those storeswith the money I saved from giving hand jobs. I must be prettydamn good.""All right, screw it, money is no object."A half hour after she's done the guy is sitting on the couchreveling in ecstasy. He gets up, goes to the bar and makes twomore drinks. He gives one to the hooker and drinks one himself."That was the best hand job I have ever had. How much for a blowjob?""Honey, a blow job is $5,000.00.""What, $5,000! That's outrageous!""Come over here," She says walking toward another one of thewindows, see that hotel and casino over there on the corner,"pointing out the window, "I own that, I was able to buy it withthe money I saved from giving blow jobs. I must be pretty damngood."All right, screw it, money is no object." The guy gives her $5,000.00.An hour after she's done the guy is laying on the couch Headrolled back, eyes rolled up inside his head, a little droolcoming out of the corner of his mouth. He gets up, barely able tostand, staggers over to the bar, mixes two more drinks, gives oneto the hooker, and drinks one himself."My god that was the best blow job I have ever had, I've gottaknow, how much for some pussy?"The hooker looks at him and says, " Honey, if I had a pussy, I'down this whole town."</blockquote>

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