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<blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 3133210" data-attributes="member: 14320"><p><strong>Ladies Verses Real Women</strong></p><p></p><p>Ladies - If you accidentally over-salt a dish while it's still</p><p>cooking, drop in a peeled potato and it will absorb the excess</p><p>salt for an instant "fix-me-up."</p><p></p><p>Real Women - If you over-salt a dish while you are cooking, that's too</p><p>damn bad. Please recite with me, The Real Women's motto: "I made</p><p>it and you will eat it and I don't care how bad it tastes."</p><p>_____</p><p></p><p>Ladies - Cure for headaches: Take a lime, cut it in half and rub it on</p><p>your forehead. The throbbing will go away.</p><p></p><p>Real Women - Take a lime, mix it with tequila, chill and drink. You</p><p>might still have the headache, but who cares?</p><p>_____</p><p></p><p>Ladies - Stuff a miniature marshmallow in the bottom of a sugar cone</p><p>to prevent ice cream drips.</p><p></p><p>Real Women - Just suck the ice cream out of the bottom of the cone,</p><p>for Pete's sake. You are probably lying on the couch, with your</p><p>feet up, eating it anyway.</p><p>_____</p><p></p><p>Ladies - To keep potatoes from budding, place an apple in the bag with</p><p>the potatoes.</p><p></p><p>Real Women - Buy boxed mashed potato mix and keep it in the pantry for</p><p>up to a year.</p><p>_____</p><p></p><p>Ladies - When a cake recipe calls for flouring the baking pan, use a</p><p>bit of the dry cake mix instead and there won't be any white mess</p><p>on the inside of the cake.</p><p></p><p>Real Women - Go to the bakery - they'll even decorate it for you.</p><p>_____</p><p></p><p>Ladies - Brush some beaten egg white over pie crust before baking to</p><p>yield a beautiful glossy finish.</p><p></p><p>Real Women - Sara Lee frozen pie directions do not include brushing</p><p>egg whites over the crust, so I just don't do it.</p><p>_____</p><p></p><p>Ladies - If you have a problem opening jars, try using latex</p><p>dishwashing gloves. They give a non slip grip that makes opening</p><p>jars easy.</p><p></p><p>Real Women - Go ask the very cute neighbor guy to do it.</p><p>_____</p><p></p><p>And finally the most important tip!.....</p><p></p><p>Ladies - Don't throw out all that leftover wine. Freeze into ice cubes</p><p>for future use in casseroles and sauces.</p><p></p><p>Real Women - Leftover wine??</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="melody, post: 3133210, member: 14320"] [B]Ladies Verses Real Women[/B] Ladies - If you accidentally over-salt a dish while it's still cooking, drop in a peeled potato and it will absorb the excess salt for an instant "fix-me-up." Real Women - If you over-salt a dish while you are cooking, that's too damn bad. Please recite with me, The Real Women's motto: "I made it and you will eat it and I don't care how bad it tastes." _____ Ladies - Cure for headaches: Take a lime, cut it in half and rub it on your forehead. The throbbing will go away. Real Women - Take a lime, mix it with tequila, chill and drink. You might still have the headache, but who cares? _____ Ladies - Stuff a miniature marshmallow in the bottom of a sugar cone to prevent ice cream drips. Real Women - Just suck the ice cream out of the bottom of the cone, for Pete's sake. You are probably lying on the couch, with your feet up, eating it anyway. _____ Ladies - To keep potatoes from budding, place an apple in the bag with the potatoes. Real Women - Buy boxed mashed potato mix and keep it in the pantry for up to a year. _____ Ladies - When a cake recipe calls for flouring the baking pan, use a bit of the dry cake mix instead and there won't be any white mess on the inside of the cake. Real Women - Go to the bakery - they'll even decorate it for you. _____ Ladies - Brush some beaten egg white over pie crust before baking to yield a beautiful glossy finish. Real Women - Sara Lee frozen pie directions do not include brushing egg whites over the crust, so I just don't do it. _____ Ladies - If you have a problem opening jars, try using latex dishwashing gloves. They give a non slip grip that makes opening jars easy. Real Women - Go ask the very cute neighbor guy to do it. _____ And finally the most important tip!..... Ladies - Don't throw out all that leftover wine. Freeze into ice cubes for future use in casseroles and sauces. Real Women - Leftover wine?? [/QUOTE]
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