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<blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 3209237" data-attributes="member: 14320"><p><strong>Roses And Violets</strong></p><p></p><p>Roses are awful</p><p>Violets are the pits</p><p>Lift up your shirt</p><p>And show us your tits</p><p></p><p>Roses are straight</p><p>Violets are twisted</p><p>Bend over love</p><p>You're about to get fisted</p><p></p><p>Roses are crap</p><p>Violets are wanky</p><p>Oooh I've just come</p><p>Pass me a hanky</p><p></p><p>Roses are stupid</p><p>Violets are silly</p><p>Grease up your flaps</p><p>Cause here comes my willy</p><p></p><p>Roses make me laugh</p><p>Violets make me bitter</p><p>You're a dirty bitch</p><p>And you love it up the shitter</p><p></p><p>Roses are red</p><p>But I like Carnations</p><p>You're so bad in bed</p><p>That I fucked your Alsation</p><p></p><p>Roses are red</p><p>Violets are finer</p><p>Chickens are fowl</p><p>Just like your vagina</p><p></p><p>Roses are red</p><p>That's elementary</p><p>Let's call up a friend</p><p>And try double entry</p><p></p><p>Roses are shit</p><p>Violets are crap</p><p>Show me your clit</p><p>And I'll come in your lap</p><p></p><p>Roses are red</p><p>Skidmarks are brown</p><p>Gimmie a blow job</p><p>And swallow it down</p><p></p><p>Roses are groovy</p><p>Violets are funky</p><p>I'm thinking of you</p><p>And spanking my monkey</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="melody, post: 3209237, member: 14320"] [B]Roses And Violets[/B] Roses are awful Violets are the pits Lift up your shirt And show us your tits Roses are straight Violets are twisted Bend over love You're about to get fisted Roses are crap Violets are wanky Oooh I've just come Pass me a hanky Roses are stupid Violets are silly Grease up your flaps Cause here comes my willy Roses make me laugh Violets make me bitter You're a dirty bitch And you love it up the shitter Roses are red But I like Carnations You're so bad in bed That I fucked your Alsation Roses are red Violets are finer Chickens are fowl Just like your vagina Roses are red That's elementary Let's call up a friend And try double entry Roses are shit Violets are crap Show me your clit And I'll come in your lap Roses are red Skidmarks are brown Gimmie a blow job And swallow it down Roses are groovy Violets are funky I'm thinking of you And spanking my monkey [/QUOTE]
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