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<blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 3214850" data-attributes="member: 14320"><p>What should you do if you arrive home and find your wife in bed with</p><p>another man?</p><p>Make sure his guide dog hasn't shit on the bedroom floor!</p><p></p><p>What defines a truly sensitive, 21st century type of guy?</p><p>He doesn't make his girlfriend blow him after he buttfucks her.</p><p></p><p>What does the blinking neon sign above Frank's 24-Hour Abortion Clinic</p><p>say?</p><p>"You Rape 'Em, We Scrape 'Em - No Fetus Can Beat Us!"</p><p></p><p>What do women and prawns have in common?</p><p>-There heads are full of shit but the pink bits taste great</p><p></p><p>How are women like babies?</p><p>-When they both start to cry they're usually full of shit.</p><p></p><p>When are men at their smartest?</p><p>-It's during sex.... because they are plugged into a goddamn "know it</p><p>all".</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="melody, post: 3214850, member: 14320"] What should you do if you arrive home and find your wife in bed with another man? Make sure his guide dog hasn't shit on the bedroom floor! What defines a truly sensitive, 21st century type of guy? He doesn't make his girlfriend blow him after he buttfucks her. What does the blinking neon sign above Frank's 24-Hour Abortion Clinic say? "You Rape 'Em, We Scrape 'Em - No Fetus Can Beat Us!" What do women and prawns have in common? -There heads are full of shit but the pink bits taste great How are women like babies? -When they both start to cry they're usually full of shit. When are men at their smartest? -It's during sex.... because they are plugged into a goddamn "know it all". [/QUOTE]
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