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Message: <blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 3214880" data-attributes="member: 14320">Things I've Learned From The MoviesLarge, loft-style apartments in New York City are well within the pricerange of most people-whether they are employed or not.At least one of a pair of identical twins is born evil.Should you decide to defuse a bomb, don't worry which wire to cut. Youwill always choose the right one.Most laptop computers are powerful enough to override the communicationssystem of any invading alien society.It does not matter if you are heavily outnumbered in a fight involvingmartial arts-your enemies will wait patiently to attack you one by oneby dancing around in a threatening manner until you have knocked outtheir predecessors.When you turn out the light to go to bed, everything in your bedroomwill still be clearly visible, just slightly bluish.If you are blonde and pretty, it is possible to become a world expert onnuclear fission at the age of 22.Rather than wasting bullets, megalomaniacs prefer to kill theirarchenemies using complicated machinery involving fuses, pulley systems,deadly gasses, lasers, and man-eating sharks, which will allow theircaptives at least 20 minutes to escape.All beds have special L-shaped cover sheets that reach up to the armpitlevel on a woman but only to waist level on the man lying beside her.All grocery shopping bags contain at least one loaf of French bread.Once applied, makeup will never rub off-even while scuba diving.Should you wish to pass yourself off as a German or Russian officer, itwill not be necessary to speak the language. A German or Russian accentwill do. (It used to be an English accent for the German.)A man will show no pain while taking the most ferocious beating but willwince when a woman tries to clean his wounds.If staying in a haunted house, women should investigate any strangenoises in their most revealing underwear.All bombs are fitted with electronic timing devices with large redreadouts so you know exactly when they're going to go off.If you decide to start dancing in the street, everyone you meet willknow all the steps.When they are alone, all foreign military officers prefer to speak toeach other in English.</blockquote>

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