Reply to thread

See what others are reading now! Try Forums > Current Activity

Message: <blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 3254665" data-attributes="member: 14320"> Mean Q & AQ: What's blue and f*cks old people?A: HypothermiaQ: What's the first thing a woman does when she gets out of the batteredwives' shelter?A: The dishes if she knows what's good for herQ: What is the definition of "making love"?A: Something a woman does while a guy is f*cking her.Q: What do 54,000 abused woman every year have in common?A: They don't fucking listen.Q: What's yellow and green and eats nuts?A: GonorrheaQ. Why do fags like ribbed condoms?A. Better traction in the mud.Q. What's the difference between a woman and a sheep?A. The sheep doesn't get upset if you screw her sister.Q. What's the difference between acne and a Michael Jackson?A. Acne usually doesn't come on a kid's face until he's at least 13 yearsold.Q. How do you turn a fox into an elephant?A. Marry it.Q. What is the difference between a drug dealer and a hooker?A. A hooker can wash her crack and sell it again.Q. Why do men pay more for car insurance?A. Because women don't get blow jobs while they're driving.Q. What's the difference between mayonnaise & semen?A. Mayonnaise doesn't hit the back of a girl's throat at thirty miles anhour.Q. Why do women call it PMS?A. Mad Cow Disease was already taken.Q. What's a mixed feeling?A. When you see your mother-in-law backing off a cliff in your new car.Q. What's the height of conceit?A. Having an orgasm and calling out your own name.Q. What's the definition of macho?A. Jogging home from your own vasectomy.Q. What's the difference between oral sex & anal sex?A . Oral sex makes your day, anal sex makes your hole weak.Q. How is pubic hair like parsley?A. You push it to the side before you start eating.Q. What's the difference between a G-Spot and a golf ball?A. A guy will actually search for a golf ball.Q. How do the little boys at Michael Jackson's ranch know when it isbedtime?A. When the big hand touches the little hand...Q. How do you know when it's time to wash dishes and clean the house?A. Look inside your pants; if you have a dick, it's not time.Q. Do you know how New Zealanders practice safe sex?A . They spray paint X's on the back of the animals that kick.Q. Why is divorce so expensive?A. Because it's worth it.</blockquote>

Verification

The Marketplace Latest

original rare spec Rays Volk Racing RE30 15x7jj...
- Started by david tao
- Chassis and Wheels
original rare Rays Volk Racing TE37 SAGA S-Plus...
- Started by david tao
- Chassis and Wheels
original Swift Springs rear strut bar set made in...
- Started by david tao
- Chassis and Wheels
Proton Preve R3 body kit
- Started by jeff6126
- Exterior and Body
Perodua Ativa gear up body kit
- Started by jeff6126
- Exterior and Body
BMW F10 Mperformance front skirt lip
- Started by jeff6126
- Exterior and Body
Honda Civic FC fk7si front bumper set
- Started by jeff6126
- Exterior and Body
brake caliper spray
- Started by jeff6126
- Exterior and Body
BMW F30 M3 bodykit/diffuser set
- Started by jeff6126
- Exterior and Body
Perodua Axia Rahmah bodykit
- Started by jeff6126
- Exterior and Body

Posts refresh every 5 minutes

rotated turbo mounting?

Hm... perhaps this question i should post in Subaru forum to be more exact. however, i do read this method apply on other makes car be4 in magazine.

I often read thru magazine that saying "X turbo, rotated through x...

RE Sepang Trackday pics!

First of all i would like to thank everybody who have made the trackday as awesome as it can be.Thanks a bunch to phat7,13btt and all the guys who participate in the track day event.

Bout the vid,im trying to...

Haltech e6 or e8..?

hey guys...i need some advice la...im using a 6a12tt now..and im planing to put it a haltech inside..one of my mechanic say use the new haltech e8...but whats the different about e6 and e8..??help me out...do they...