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Message: <blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 3266398" data-attributes="member: 14320">Little Mary led off: "I sold girl scout cookies and I made$30," she said proudly, "My sales approach was to appeal tothe customer's civil spirit and I credit that approach formy obvious success.""Very good," said the teacher.Little Sally was next: "I sold magazines," she said, "I made$ 45 and I explained to everyone that magazines would keep themabreast of current events.""Very good, Sally," said the teacher.Eventually, it was Little Johnny's turn. The teacher held herbreath.Little Johnny walked to the front of the classroom and dumped abox full of cash on the teacher's desk."$2,467," he said."$2,467!" cried the teacher, "What in the world were you selling?""Tooth brushes," said Little Johnny."Tooth brushes," echoed the teacher, "How could you possibly sellenough tooth brushes to make that much money?""I found the busiest corner in town," said Little Johnny, "I set up aDip & Chip stand. I gave everybody who walked by a sample. They allsaid the same thing. Hey, this tastes like crap!Then I would say, "It is shit. Wanna buy a toothbrush?"Bump: Gorilla's DelightIt was a warm, sunny Sunday, so a man and his wife decided to take in the zoo. They spent the day, and at closing time they walked past the gorilla cage, and the man noticed the gorilla looking at his wife."That gorilla is getting excited just looking at your tits," he said. "Why don't you take your blouse off and we'll see what he does?"At first she declined. But finally persuaded by her husband, she took off her blouse and bra.The gorilla went nuts. He started grunting and jumping up and down."Hey," the husband said, "let's really blow his mind. Take off all your clothes and we'll see what he does."Again she said no and again he persuaded her.This time the ape really went bananas! He climbed up and down the bars, did flips, ran around in circles and tossed his food all over the cage.The husband went over to the cage, opened the door and pushed his wife in. "Now," said the husband with an evil smile, "tell HIM you have a headache!"</blockquote>

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