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Message: <blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 3281606" data-attributes="member: 14320">Relieve Some PressureBob goes to pick up his date for the evening.She's not ready yet, so he has to sit in the living room with her parents.He has a bad case of gas and really needs to relieve some pressure.Then, the family dog jumps up on the couch next to him.He decides that he can let a little fart outand if anyone notices they will think that the dog did it.Bob farts, and the woman yells, "Spot, get down from there."Bob thinks, "Great, they think the dog did it."He releases another fart, and the woman again yells for the dog to get down.This goes on for a couple more farts.Finally the woman yells,"Dammit Spot, get down before he shits on you."~~~~~~~~Pardon me, but your red neck is showing!Did you hear about the redneck who passed away and left hisentire estate in trust for his beloved widow? She can't touch ittill she's fourteen.What's the most popular pick up line in Arkansas? Nice tooth!Best bar pick-up line in Kentucky: "Hey, you don't sweat muchfor a fat broad."How do you know when your staying in an Arkansas hotel? When youcall the front desk and say "I've gotta leak in my sink" and theperson at the front desk says "Go ahead."How can you tell if a redneck is married? There is tobacco spitstains on both sides of his pickup truck.Did you hear that they have raised the minimum drinking age inWest Virginia to 32? It seems they want to keep alcohol out ofthe high schools!</blockquote>

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