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Message: <blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 3283433" data-attributes="member: 14320">Erotic CorrectionSally Jo taught erotic correction.She told her student to get an erection."Put your dick in my mouth.Move it north, move it southNow, you're getting a sense of direction!"Her instructions were very explicit,and more than a little illicit:"Please fill up my cunnywith fresh clover honey,and butter my buns like a biscuit.""Then wrap me up nice in a blanket,and I'll sit on your staff while you crank it.I'll put on some feathers,and laces and leathers,and wiggle my ass while you spank it.""Now that your fingers are stinky,tie me up in some chains that are clinky.Bring in some goats and a sheik.Then give my big titties a tweakand now, we can start getting kinky!""Forget what the chain and the whip meant.Just get the straps and the slings and a shipmentof high grade Vaseline,and a strong trampoline,and all of the other equipment!""Now, when we get all the bedsprings a drummin',that's when I'll start in a hummin',then quickly, my dear,put it into my ear,so I'll hear the sound of it comin'!""I don't know how much this is costing,"said her student, still covered with frosting."But I can say with affinitythat I've lost my virginity.Quite frankly, my dear, you're exhausting!"~~~~~~~~The Russian couples sex life was terrible, so they went out and bought ablack market copy of a sex manual. A week later, the man said to thewomen, "Honey, I want to eat your pussy like it says in the book, but itsmells so bad. Why don't you go out and buy some of that femininedeodorant spray?"She agreed. An hour later, she returned, all excited. "You should seethe flavors they have," she told her husband. "Strawberry, cherry,banana ....""What did you get?" he interrupted."Tuna," she replied.</blockquote>

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