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Message: <blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 3292124" data-attributes="member: 14320">Husband And WifeA husband and wife were having dinner at a very finerestaurant when this absolutely stunning young womancomes over to their table, gives the husband a bigkiss, tells him she'll see him later, and walks away.His wife glares at him and says, "Who was that??!!""Oh," replies the husband, "that was my mistress." Thewife says, "That's it; I want a divorce." "Iunderstand," replies her husband, "but, remember, ifyou get a divorce, there will be no more shoppingtrips to Paris, no wintering in the Caribbean, noLexus in the garage, and no more country club. But thedecision is yours."Just then the wife notices a mutual friend enteringthe restaurant with a gorgeous woman. "Who's thatwoman with Jim?" she asks. "That's his mistress,"replies her husband."Ours is prettier," says the wife********A lady and her dog were enjoying a stroll in the park whenher dog was mounted from behind by a large Rottweiler. The Rotwas really humping away and the lady was frantically tryingto break them up, to no avail.A small boy walked up and stuck his finger in the Rots assand the action immediately stopped.The lady was amazed. "How did you do that?" she asked.The little boy said, "That's my dog; and he can dish it out,but he can't take it."********The wife coyly tried to explain her purchase of a new pair of expensiveimported panties. "After all, dear," she said, "you wouldn't expect tofind fine perfume in a cheap bottle, would you?""No," her husband replied. "Nor would I expect to find a gift wrappingon a dead beaver."</blockquote>

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