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Message: <blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 3295273" data-attributes="member: 14320">This guy says to his buddy, "You'll never believe what happenedlast night."His buddy says. "Well then, tell me what happened."The guy says, " Last night the doorbell rang, and when I openedthe door, there was my ex-mother-in-law on the front porch.She said, "Can I stay here for a few days?"I said, "Of course, you can," and shut the door."~~~~~~~~Mr. and Mrs. Nearier come before the judge for their divorce hearing. The judge says, "What are the grounds?" Mrs. Nearier says,"Cruel and inhuman punishment.He tied me to the bed and then forced me to sing the National Anthem while he pissed all over me."The judge says, "My God, that's horrible."She says, "Yeah. He KNOWS how much I hate that song." ~~~~~~~~The mortician calls Mrs. Jones, and says, "Excuse me Mrs. Jones, but Ican't seem to close the lid to your husband's coffin because he has ahuge erection." To which she replies, "Why don't you cut it off andstick it up his ass? That's the only hole in town it hasn't been in."</blockquote>

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