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Message: <blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 3302965" data-attributes="member: 14320">The Fucking Night Before Christmas, Dammit!'Twas the night before Christmas and all through the houseEverybody felt shitty -- even the mouse.Mom at the Whorehouse and Dad smoking grass;I'd just settled down for a nice piece of ass.When out on the lawn I heard such a clatterI sprung from my piece to see what the matterThen out on the lawn I saw a big dickI knew in a moment: it must be Saint Nick.He came down the chimney like a bat out of hellI knew in a moment the fat fucker fell.He filled all our stockings with pretzels and beerAnd a big rubber dick for my brother the queer.He rose up the chimney with a thunderous fartThe son of a bitch blew the chimney apart,He swore and he cursed as he rode out of sight"Piss on you all and have a hell of a night!"~~~~~~~~Xmas Carols for the Alternative Sexual Lifestyle:Little Hummer BoyA Lay In A MangerOh, Cum All Ye FaithfulI Came Upon A Midnight QueerHere Cums Santa ClausI'm Creaming On A White ChristmasYou Boff The Red-nosed Vain QueerOh, Hole-y NightSanta Claus Is Cumming, You ClownFrosty The Blow Man </blockquote>

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