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Message: <blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 3317664" data-attributes="member: 14320">A priest, a nun, Little Johnny, and a lawyer are out fishing in the Gulfof Mexico. They fail to notice that they have drifted out of sight ofland, until the small boat they are in begins to take on water and beginto sink.Looking frantically for life preservers, they discover, to their horror,that they have only one."Gentlemen, we adults have already lived good lives," said the Nun, "weshould give Little Johnny a chance also, give him the life preserver, hehas his whole life ahead of him.""Fuck the kid," said the lawyer.Glancing quickly at his watch, the priest replied, "Gee, do you reallythink we have enough time...?"~~~~~~~~What Wives from different countries say during sex:Italian : Oh, Giovanni, you are the world's greatest lover!French : Ah, Pierre my darling, you are marvelous! More! More!African: Oh mon, you're as big as an elephant!Spanish: OOOh, Ricardo, you are so romantic!Jewish : Oy, Jake, the ceiling needs painting!~~~~~~~~Why does a blonde insist on her boyfriend wearing a condom?So she can have a doggie bag for later.~~~~~Definition of a really good friend:A Really good friend will go Downtown and get 2 blowjobs, and then comeback and give you one!!!!~~~~~"Doctor, that rectal exam hurt like hell. What did you do?" asked John."I used two fingers." Said the doctor."What for?" asked John."I needed a second opinion."~~~~~Two women were having coffee, when one said, "I used to call my ex'Superman' when we were in bed." The second commented, "How flattering!"to which the first replied, "Not really! I meant that he was fasterthan a speeding bullet."~~~~~~~~A man is at the dentist's for a check-up.As the dentist leans over, he asks, "Well, so you had a little 69 thismorning, eh?""How did you know?" asks the man, embarrassed but also amazed at hisdentist's perception. "Was it the smell on my breath?""No" says the dentist."Well, did you see a pubic hair caught in my teeth?" asks the man."No" says the dentist."Well, what then? How did you know?" asks the man, losing patience.The dentist says "There's a little bit of shit on the end of your nose."</blockquote>

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