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Message: <blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 3337102" data-attributes="member: 14320">There was an auto race from San Francisco to Miami between a carload of fags and a car load of lesbians. Who arrived in Miami first?The lesbians did. They "headed" down highway 69 doing lickitty splitwhile the fags were still in San Francisco packing their shit!=====Q: What is the most popular pickup line in a gay bar?A: Hey big guy, would you like me to push up your stool?Q: What's worse than your best friend telling you that he's a faggot?A: When he tells you that he fucked you that night you passed out drunk....on his couch!=====A faggot rushes into the emergency room. He is screaming and after an examination the doctors determine the problem. He has a vibrator stuck up his arse."Mr. Stevens," says the doctor, "I have good news and bad news. We are going to be able to remove the item however...""NO, NO!" screams the fag. "I don't want it removed, I just want to know how to change the batteries!"=====Q: What's the difference between a straight rodeo and a gay rodeo?A: At a straight rodeo, everybody yells, "ride them suckers!"Q: How can you tell if a bank robber is gay?A: He ties up the safe and blows the guard.Q: What do you call a gay bar with no bar stools?A: A fruit stand!=====Steve and Elton, a pair of homosexual lovers, went hiking.Steve ducked behind a bush when he felt nature calling.Suddenly he cried out, "How terrible! I miscarried! I miscarried! Here is a little arm! There is a little leg! This is so awful!""Shut up, you fucking idiot!" Elton scolded. "You just shit on a frog!"</blockquote>

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