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Message: <blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 3344732" data-attributes="member: 14320">Little Boy And Little Girl GamesThe little boy went over to the little girls house next door. Their parents were at work. They played with her toys for a while and became bored.The little boy turned to the girl and said, "I know a game we can play." So they went in the kitchen. The little boy got two plates out of the cabinet and some flour. The little boy put a cup of flour on each plate. The little boy said, "Now, what we do is squat over our plate and fart. Whoever blows up the biggest puff of flour wins." The little girl said, "You go first".So the little boy squatted over his plate and gave out a big grunt. Up came a little puff of flour.The little girl squatted down over her plate, gave out a grunt and blew all the flour off the plate. The little boy said, "Wow, I've never seen anything like that, let me look at your butt!" The little girl bent over so he could see.The little boy looked at her butt and said, "No wonder! You got one of them double barrels!"=====EPT (early pregnancy test) - Blue means not pregnant. Pinkmeans pregnant. Brown means you had it in the wrong hole.=====It seems researchers at the University of Mississippi Medicalschool, have come up with the first marijuana-based medicalsuppository. The only drawback so far is that approximately tenminutes after insertion, you have an overpowering urge to shove aTwinkie up your ass."=====A beautiful, voluptuous woman goes to see a gynecologist. The doctortakes one good look at this woman and his professionalism is a thing ofthe past. Right away he tells her to undress. After she has disrobed hebegins to stroke her thigh.As he does he says to the woman: "Do you know what I'm doing ?""Yes," she says, "you`re checking for any abrasions or dermatologicalabnormalities." "Correct," says the doctor.He then begins to fondle her breasts. "Do you know what I'm doing now",he says. "Yes," says the woman, "you`re checking for any lumps or breastcancer.""That's right," replies the doctor. He then gradually proceeds toactually fucking her "Do you know," he pants "what I'm doing now?""Yes," she says. "You`re getting "AIDs."</blockquote>

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