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Message: <blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 3348336" data-attributes="member: 14320">Inventions by BlondesThe water-proof towelGlow in the dark sunglassesSolar powered flashlightsSubmarine screen doorsA book on how to readInflatable dart boardsA dictionary indexMechanical Pencil sharpenerPowdered waterPedal-powered wheel chairsWaterproof tea bagsWatermelon seed sorterZero proof alcoholReuseable ice cubesSee-through toilet tissueSkinless bananasDo-it-yourself road mapTurnip ice creamToe implantsAn all white flagRolls Royce pickup truck********A young blonde comes home from school and asks her mother,"Is it true what Rita just told me? That babies come out of the same place where boys put their thingies?""Yes, dear," replied her mother, pleased that the subject had finally come up and she wouldn't have to explain it."But then when I have a baby, won't it knock my teeth out?"********Q: What do a bleached blonde and a 747 have in common?A: They both have little Black Boxes.Q: Why don't blondes water ski?A: Because they lie down as soon as their crotches get wet.Q: What's the difference between a blonde and a mosquito?A: If you slap a mosquito, it'll stop sucking.Q: Did you hear about the new blonde paint?A: It's not real bright, but it's cheap, and spreads easy.Q: What do you call a bleached blonde standing on her head?A: A brunette with bad breath!Q: Why can't you tell blondes knock knock jokes?A: Cos they go and answer the fucking door.Q: How do you know when a blonde is having a bad day?A: She can't find her pencil and her tampon is behind her ear!Q: How is a blonde different than a 747?A: Not everyone has been in a 747.Q: Which 3rd grader has the best body, the blonde, brunette or redhead?A: The blonde - she is eighteen.Q: What do blondes and the Bermuda triangle have in common?A: They've both swallowed a lot of semen.Q: Why did God give blondes one more brain cell than he gave horses?A: So they wouldn't shit during the parade.</blockquote>

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