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Message: <blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 3360927" data-attributes="member: 14320">Cyber Sex(Keeper)Online computer users often engage in what is affectionately known as"cybersex". Often the fantasies typed into keyboards and sharedthrough Internet phone lines get pretty raunchy. However, as you'll seebelow, one of the two cyber-surfers in the following transcript of anonline chatdoesn't seem to quite get the point of cyber sex. Then again, maybe hedoes... Wellhung: Hello, Sweetheart. What do you look like?Sweetheart: I am wearing a red silk blouse, a miniskirt and highheels. I work out every day, I'm toned and perfect. My measurements are36-24-36.What do you look like?Wellhung: I'm 6'3" and about 250 pounds. I wear glasses and I have ona pair of blue sweat pants I just bought from WalMart. I'm also wearing aT-shirt with a few spots of barbecue sauce on it from dinner...it smellsfunny.Sweetheart: I want you. Would you like to screw me?Wellhung: OKSweetheart: We're in my bedroom. There's soft music playing on thestereo and candles on my dresser and night table. I'm looking up into youreyes, smiling. My hand works its way down to your crotch and begins tofondle your huge, swelling bulge.Wellhung: I'm gulping, I'm beginning to sweat.Sweetheart: I'm pulling up your shirt and kissing your chest.Wellhung: Now I'm unbuttoning your blouse. My hands are trembling.Sweetheart: I'm moaning softly.Wellhung: I'm taking hold of your blouse and sliding it off slowly.Sweetheart: I'm throwing my head back in pleasure. The cool silkslides off my warm skin. I'm rubbing your bulge faster, pulling andrubbing.Wellhung: My hand suddenly jerks spastically and accidentally rips ahole in your blouse. I'm sorry.Wellhung: I'll pay for it.Sweetheart: Don't worry about it. I'm wearing a lacy black bra. Mysoft breasts are rising and falling, as I breath harder and harder.Wellhung: I'm fumbling with the clasp on your bra. I think it'sstuck. Do you have any scissors?Sweetheart: I take your hand and kiss it softly. I'm reaching backundoing the clasp. The bra slides off my body. The air caresses mybreasts. Mynipples are erect for you.Wellhung: How did you do that? I'm picking up the bra and inspectingthe clasp.Sweetheart: I'm arching my back. Oh baby. I just want to feel yourtongue all over me.Wellhung: I'm dropping the bra. Now I'm licking your, you know,breasts. They're neat!Sweetheart: I'm running my fingers through your hair. Now I'mnibbling your ear.Wellhung: I suddenly sneeze. Your breasts are covered with spit andphlegm.Sweetheart: What?Wellhung: I'm so sorry. Really.Sweetheart: I'm wiping your phlegm off my breasts with the remains ofmy blouse.Wellhung: I'm taking the sopping wet blouse from you. I drop it witha plop.Sweetheart: OK. I'm pulling your sweat pants down and rubbing yourhard tool.Wellhung: I'm screaming like a woman. Your hands are cold! Yeeee!Sweetheart: I'm pulling up my miniskirt. Take off my panties.Wellhung: I'm pulling off your panties. My tongue is going all over,in and out nibbling on you...umm... wait a minute.Sweetheart: What's the matter?Wellhung: I've got a pubic hair caught in my throat. I'm choking.Sweetheart: Are you OK?Wellhung: I'm having a coughing fit. I'm turning all red.Sweetheart: Can I help?Wellhung: I'm running to the kitchen, choking wildly. I'm fumblingthrough the cabinets, looking for a cup. Where do you keep your cups?Sweetheart: In the cabinet to the right of the sink.Wellhung: I'm drinking a cup of water. There, that's better.Sweetheart: Come back to me, lover.Wellhung: I'm washing the cup now.Sweetheart: I'm on the bed aching for you.Wellhung: I'm drying the cup. Now I'm putting it back in the cabinet.And now I'm walking back to the bedroom. Wait, it's dark, I'm lost. Where'sthe bedroom?Sweetheart: Last door on the left at the end of the hall.Wellhung: I found it.Sweetheart: I'm tuggin' off your pants. I'm moaning. I want you sobadly.Wellhung: Me too.Sweetheart: Your pants are off. I kiss you passionately - our nakedbodies pressing each other.Wellhung: Your face is pushing my glasses into my face. It hurts.Sweetheart: Why don't you take off your glasses?Wellhung: OK, but I can't see very well without them. I place theglasses on the night table.Sweetheart: I'm bending over the bed. Give it to me, baby!Wellhung: I have to pee. I'm fumbling my way blindly across the roomand toward the bathroom.Sweetheart: Hurry back, lover.Wellhung: I find the bathroom and it's dark. I'm feeling around forthe toilet. I lift the lid.Sweetheart: I'm waiting eagerly for your return.Wellhung: I'm done going. I'm feeling around for the flush handle,but I can't find it. Uh-oh!Sweetheart: What's the matter now?Wellhung: I've realized that I've peed into your laundry hamper.Sorry again. I'm walking back to the bedroom now, blindly feeling my way.Sweetheart: Mmm, yes. Come on.Wellhung: OK, now I'm going to put my...you know ...thing...inyour...you know...woman's thing.Sweetheart: Yes! Do it, baby! Do it!Wellhung: I'm touching your smooth butt. It feels so nice. I kissyour neck. Umm, I'm having a little trouble here.Sweetheart: I'm moving my ass back and forth, moaning. I can't standit another second! Slide in! Screw me now!Wellhung: I'm flaccid.Sweetheart: What?Wellhung: I'm limp. I can't sustain an erection.Sweetheart: I'm standing up and turning around; an incredulous lookon my face.Wellhung: I'm shrugging with a sad look on my face, my weiner allfloppy. I'm going to get my glasses and see what's wrong.Sweetheart: No, never mind. I'm getting dressed. I'm putting on myunderwear. Now I'm putting on my wet nasty blouse.Wellhung: No wait! Now I'm squinting, trying to find the night table.I'm feeling along the dresser, knocking over cans of hair spray, pictureframesand your candles.Sweetheart: I'm buttoning my blouse. Now I'm putting on my shoes.Wellhung: I've found my glasses. I'm putting them on. My God! One ofour candles fell on the curtain. The curtain is on fire! I'm pointing atit, a shocked look on my face.Sweetheart: Go to hell. I'm logging off, you loser!Wellhung: Now the carpet is on fire! Oh noooo!Sweetheart: (logged off)</blockquote>

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