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Message: <blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 3391603" data-attributes="member: 14320">Q & A GoodiesQ. Why was Snow White kicked out of Disney Land?A. She kept sitting on Pinnochio's face and saying 'Lie you bastard,lie!'Q. What's red and has seven dents in it?A. Snow White's cherry.Q. Did you hear the sad news that all of the California raisins aredead?A. All the police know so far is that it is a cereal killer...Q. What do you get when a Unicorn is runover by a Mac truck?A. "Creamed" corn.Q. What do you call the best student at Unicorn school?A. The "A"corn.Q. What do Unicorns call their father?A. "Pop" corn.Q. What do Unicorns use for money?A. Corn "Bread."Q. Where does the Lone Ranger take his garbage?A. "t'da dump, t'da dump, t'da dump dump dump."Q. What's big, savage, and goes "shhhhhhhhhhhhh".A. Conan the Librarian.Q How did Capt. Hook die?A. Jock itch!Q. Have you heard of the 'Divorce Barbie'?A. She comes with all of Kens stuff...Q. How do we know the Cinderella story was written by a woman?A. Because if it was written by a guy, the prince woulda fucked her til12 and then she would have turned into a pizza.Q. Did you hear that the Energizer Bunny died?A. Somebody put his batteries in backward, and he kept coming, andcoming, and coming...........Q. What did pinochio say to his girlfriend????A. Sit on my face and i'll tell you some lies..!!...Q. Do you know how they make baby smurfs?A. They smuck.Q. What is "smore play"?A. It's what smurfs do before they smuck!!!Q. What happened to the Pope when he went to Mount Olive?A. Popeye almost killed him.Q. What part of Popeye doesn't rust?A. The part he dips in Olive Oyl.Q. What do you have when you have a green ball in each hand?A. Kermit's undivided attention!Q. What do you call Miss Piggy's douche?A. "Hog wash!"Q. What did Miss Piggy say when Gonzo called her?A. "I can't talk right now - I've got a frog in my throat."</blockquote>

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