Reply to thread

See what others are reading now! Try Forums > Current Activity

Message: <blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 3408970" data-attributes="member: 14320">Q's & A'sQ: Why do seagulls fly by the sea?A: Because if they flew by the bay they would be bagels.Q: Why is life like a dick?A: Cause the more u play with it the harder it gets.Q: What does a vagina and mustard have in common?A: You can dip your sausage in both.Q: Why is anal sex better then normal sex?A: It's warm, it's tight and more degrading to women.Q: What do you do after raping a deaf, dumb and blind girl?A: Break her fingers so she can't tell anyone.Q: What's blue and fucks old people?A: Hypothermia.Q: What's the first thing a woman does when she gets out of the batteredwives' shelter?A: The dishes if she knows what's good for her.Q: What is the definition of "making love"?A: Something a woman does while a guy is fucking her.Q: Why do you wrap a hamster in electrical tape?A: So it doesn't explode when you fuck it.Q: What do 54,000 abused woman every year have in common?A: They don't fucking listen.Q: What's yellow and green and eats nuts?A: Gonorrhea.Q: What does a Cuban do when he gets a flat tire?A: Drowns.Q: What's so good about an Ethiopian blow job?A: You know she'll swallow.Q: Why did God create yeast infections?A: So women would know what it's like to live with an irritating cuntonce in a while too.Q: What's the difference between a woman's zipper and a mans zipper?A: When a woman unzips her pants her brains don't fall out!!Q: What is the best way to make a pussy talk?A: Put a tongue into it.Q: Do you know when a Cub Scout becomes a Boy Scout?A: When he eats a Brownie.Q: How can you pick out a paranoid Woman?A: She's the one putting a Condom on her Vibrator.Q: Why do Women have two sets of lips?A: So they can piss and moan at the same time.Q: What do you call pulling off a girl's Pantyhose?A: Foreplay.Q: What's the difference between a farmer with epilepsy and a blonde withdiarrhea?A: One shucks between fits, the other fucks between shits.Q: What is the definition of suspicious??A: A nun doing pushups in a cucumber patch.Q: What do you call a retard with a hard on?A: A slow poke.Q: Why do men take showers instead of baths?A: Pissing in the bath is disgusting.Q: Whats a Mexican without a lawnmower?A: Unemployed.Q: What did George Washington and Thomas Jefferson have in common?A: They were the last two white people to have those names.Q: Why do women have nostrils?A: So she can breathe while she's sucking my cock.</blockquote>

Verification

The Marketplace Latest

original rare spec Rays Volk Racing RE30 15x7jj...
- Started by david tao
- Chassis and Wheels
original rare Rays Volk Racing TE37 SAGA S-Plus...
- Started by david tao
- Chassis and Wheels
original Swift Springs rear strut bar set made in...
- Started by david tao
- Chassis and Wheels
Proton Preve R3 body kit
- Started by jeff6126
- Exterior and Body
Perodua Ativa gear up body kit
- Started by jeff6126
- Exterior and Body
BMW F10 Mperformance front skirt lip
- Started by jeff6126
- Exterior and Body
Honda Civic FC fk7si front bumper set
- Started by jeff6126
- Exterior and Body
brake caliper spray
- Started by jeff6126
- Exterior and Body
BMW F30 M3 bodykit/diffuser set
- Started by jeff6126
- Exterior and Body
Perodua Axia Rahmah bodykit
- Started by jeff6126
- Exterior and Body

Posts refresh every 5 minutes

Still possible to find blue color STOCK Skyline GT-R 34 in Malaysia???

Hi Guys, i'm still wondering whather there is opportunity to find blue color skyline GT-R 34 (stock condition) in malaysia?

ATCS: Hairuman Extends Lead with Second Win in Japan

Fariqe Hairuman took charge at the Autopolis International Racing Circuit with his third double win of the Asian Touring Car Series season. Hairuman...

Max Boost for stock BOV (Evo3)

I've recently done up complete intake piping, increased boost to 1.3bar and tuned on E-Manage for AFR/Ign.

Car was running fine for a few hours until i decided to floor it going up the hill. Since I live on a hill...