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Message: <blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 3418093" data-attributes="member: 14320">Dealing With Women Men have tried to understand the rules when dealing with women for thousandsof years, Finally, this guide helps you understand just how it works.Always remember, to make the woman happy. Do something she likes, and youget points. Do something she dislikes and you lose points. You don't get anypoints for doing something she expects. Hey, it's her game, you might aswell learn how to play.SIMPLE DUTIESYou make the bed................................................+1You make the bed, but forget to add the decorative pillows......-1You throw the bedspread over rumpled sheets.....................-2You leave the toilet seat up....................................-5You replace the toilet paper roll when it is empty..............+5When the toilet paper roll is barren, you resort to Kleenex.....-1When the Kleenex runs out you use the next bathroom.............-2You go out to buy her extra -light panty liners with wings......+5in the rain.....................................................+8but return with beer............................................-1and no pads.....................................................-25You check out a suspicious noise at night.......................+1You check out a suspicious noise and it is nothing..............nadaYou check out a suspicious noise and it is something............+5You pummel it with a six iron...................................+10It's her cat....................................................-40AT THE PARTYYou stay by her side the entire party...........................nadaYou stay by her side for a while, then leavewith a drinking buddy...........................................-2Named Tiffany...................................................-20Tiffany is a dancer.............................................-50With breast implants............................................-100HER BIRTHDAYYou remember her birthday.......................................+1You buy a card and flowers......................................+2You take her out to dinner......................................+5You take her out to dinner and it's not a sports bar............+6Okay, it is a sports bar........................................-20And it's all-you-can-eat night..................................-30It's a sports bar, its all-you-can-eat night, and your faceis painted the colors of your favorite team.....................-40A NIGHT OUT WITH THE BOYSGo with a pal...................................................nadaThe pal is happily married......................................+1The pal is single...............................................-10He drives a Ferrari.............................................-20With a personalized license plate (GR8NBED).....................-30A NIGHT OUT WITH HERYou take her to a movie.........................................+2You take her to a movie she likes...............................+5You take her to a movie you hate................................+8You take her to a movie you like................................-5It's called Death Cop III.......................................-10it features Cyborgs that eat humans.............................-15You lied and said it was a foreign film about orphans...........-20YOUR PHYSIQUEYou develop a noticeable pot belly..............................-15You develop a noticeable pot belly & exercise to get rid of it..+10You develop a noticeable pot belly and resort to loosejeans and baggy Hawaiian shirts.................................-30You say, "It doesn't matter, you have one too.".................-1000THE BIG QUESTIONShe asks, "Does this dress make me look fat?"You hesitate in responding......................................-10You reply, "Where?".............................................-35You reply, "No, honey, I thinkit's your butt"................................................Game_Over</blockquote>

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