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Message: <blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 3429246" data-attributes="member: 14320">Fart GlossaryART FART= it's such a beauty you want to immortalize it on canvas.ARROGANT FART= When you think your farts don't stink.ASSUALT FART= A sudden attack that shoots virtual flames out your arse.TIRE FART= You can't control the blow out.BEER FARTS= These come out of every 'can' and smell like warm beer.JAIL FART= Been doing time inside you for quite awhile, and finally makes its great escape.DONKEY FART= Your ass is the only one that can do it.GHOST FART= You can't hear it, you can't see it, and you can't smell it.HOME ALONE FART= When you're home alone and a great one is wasted on no one.SHOE FART= When you bend over to tie your shoe laces and one escapes.TANK FART= When you refer to your farts as 'gas'.OLD FART= You know how old it is by how bad it smells.BRAIN FART= You need to fart, but nothing comes out.ALZHEIMER FART= A confused fart that heads the wrong way, and becomes a burp.NOT-ME FART= When you drop a bomb in a crowded elevator, turn around to the person behind you and give a disgusted look and whisper "PIG!"U.F.O. FART= When someone farts in crowded room, label it as a "Unidentified Foul Odor".********Q: What do you call a herd of masturbating bulls?A: Beef strokin' off.Q: What do you do if you have a condom with a hole in it in one pocket,and a rattlesnake in the other pocket?A: I don't know, but I wouldn't fuck with either one.Q: What's the difference between movie theater refreshmentsand movies at a police stag party?A: One is popcorn, the other is cop porn.</blockquote>

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