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Message: <blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 3440216" data-attributes="member: 14320"> Trailer Park Rules1. No cars up on blocks for longer than three years.2. No draining your oil onto the street.3. No loud and wild parties without inviting the manager.4. You may have no more than 3 beer can wind chimes each only having no more than 6 cans each.5. Drunkenness will not be tolerated in the streets prior to 10 am.6. While outside of your trailer you must be at least partially clothed.7. If you prefer to clean your trailer in the nude, please close the curtains.8. When bringing in the Jerry Springer or COPS film crews, please provide themanagement prior written notice so that certain residents may be forewarned.9. Empty beer bottles should not be discarded on the front lawn. However, they may remain there until you are sober enough to collect them with the understanding you will collect them within 7 days whether sober or not.10. When bringing dates home to your trailer, please be advised that in theevent the sidewalks need to be repaired or replaced due to the weight of yourdate, you will be responsible for all cost incurred.()()()()()Jane: I can't understand why men are so afraidof commitment!Martha: Tell me about it! I lived with one guy for a yearand a half, and I finally had to give him an ultimatum.Jane: What did you say?Martha: I just told him, "Look, either you tell meyour last name, or get your shit out of my house !"()()()()()A little boy wearing a cowboy hat and toy sixguns walked intoan ice cream store and asked for a bananna split. The girl waiting onhim said, "OK, would you like your nuts crushed?""Fuck no, lady! How would you like your tits shot off?"()()()()()A doctor had just finished screwing one of his patients,when he said to himself, 'you know, its not right I shouldscrew my own patients.' Just then, a voice in his head said,don't worry about it, almost all doctors screw their patients.'The doctor felt a little bit better, until another voice in hishead said, 'yeah, but they're probably not a veterinarian'</blockquote>

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