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Message: <blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 3444789" data-attributes="member: 14320">So this guy goes into a whorehouse. Once in the room with the prostitute,he puts $50 on the table and drops his pants.The hooker almost faints, the guy has a 18inch cock.She says," Hold on pal, I'll lick it, I'll suck it,but your not sticking that in me."The man pulls up his pants and picks up his $50 and says, " Screwthat, I can do that myself !"********The young virgin farm boy drives to the big city in search of aprostitute. He finds one, and explains he has never had sex before.The hooker says, " No problem, honey."She undresses the boy, then herself, and lies down on the bed. He crawlson top of her." Okay, stick it in honey.....all the way in....now pull it out......now put it back in....... now pull it out......."" For christ sake," says the boy," Will you make up your fuckingmind?"******** A distraught young man made an appointment with a psychiatrist, " I wasout of town on business," he told the doctor, " and I wired my wife thatI would be coming home on Tuesday, instead of Wendesday. When I got homeI went straight home as fast as I could, and when I got there I foundher in bed with my best friend". The man then broke down intouncontrolable tears.The doctor considered the problem for a couple of moments, thenshrugged and said," maybe she never got the telegram."</blockquote>

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