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Message: <blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 3459280" data-attributes="member: 14320">A lady and her husband have been arguing back and forth for some time. She makes an appointment to see her doctor and tells him, "My husband has been complaining that my pussy has an odor, but I bent over and took a whiff, and I don't smell anything." The doctor examines her, and then says, "Ma'am, you need an operation." She says, "On my pussy?" He says, "No, on your NOSE!"=====How Many?Q: How many animals can you fit into a pair of pantyhose?A: 10 little piggies, 2 calves, 1 ass, 1 beaver, and an unknown numberof hares.=====Super dickThere was a young man from KentWhose cock was so long that it bentTo save him the troubleHe put it in doubleInstead of coming he went=====First thingWhat was the first thing Adam said when he first saw Eve naked in theGarden of Eden?"Stand Back! I don't know how big this thing gets!"Wronged??=====There was a young man from FloridaWho liked a friend's wife, so he borrowed her,When they got into bedHe cried, God strike me dead!This ain't a puss - its a corridor!"=====(Daughter )I need three hundred dollars for a prom dress dad.(Dad ) Well give daddy a blojob and i'll give you the three hundred dollars.(Daughter ) but Dad.(Dad ) No honey if you need 300 dollars for a dress you going have to suck daddy's dick.(Daughter ) Well ok daddy.As the daughter begins to blo her daddy she suddnely pulls her head away from his dick and says" O Dad your dick taste just like shit !(Dad ) Yea baby I know your brother needed one hundred dollars to rent a tux.=====Two gays are driving down the street when they see a dog on the side of the road licking his prick. "I sure wish I could do that," said the one gay. To which the other replied,"Don't you think you ought to pet him first??"=====What's grosser than gross?When you ask your grandma what's for dinner and she sits on your face and says tuna.What's grosser than that?When you reply saying, I thought I said hold the mayo!</blockquote>

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