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Message: <blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 3463483" data-attributes="member: 14320">"You Gotta Help Me Doc!"A man goes to the doctors and says, "Doc, you gotta help me!"The doctor says, "What's your problem?"The guy says, "Every morning I wake up with my morning flagpole,give the missus a quick one, then go to work.I car-pool with the next-door neighbor's wife and she gives me ablowjob during the ride to work. Once I get to the office I dosome work and then at morning coffee break I go into thephotocopy room and have it off with one of the young officegirls. At lunch I take my secretary out to a hotel and give hera good bonking. For afternoon coffee I give the boss's wife agood servicing. I then go home and slip the maid a few inches.Then at night I give the missus another screw...""Well" said the doctor. "What's your problem?"The guy says, "Well, it hurts when I masturbate."o0o0o0o0o0TOP 10 SIGNS THAT YOUR SON HASGROWN TOO OLD FOR BREAST FEEDING10. He can open your blouse by himself.9. While suckling at one breast, he caresses the other.8.He has developed a bad habit of flicking his tongue.7. He keeps slipping dollar bills in your belt.6. He uses your milk as creamer for his coffee.5. Your birth control pills interfere with his acne medicine.4. After each feeding, he has a smoke.3. He frequently invites his friends over for dinner.2. You feel an uncontrollable urge to listen to Dueling Banjos.1.Beard abrasions on areola.o0o0o0o0o0In days of oldwhen knights were boldand no one was particular,They lined them all against the walland fucked them perpendicular!</blockquote>

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