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Message: <blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 3466692" data-attributes="member: 14320">BellyButtonsBrent has been in jail for 10 long years. The only thought that getshimthrough the day is women's bellybuttons. He loves 'em. When he's in theshower, eating a meal, making license plates, sleeping, avoiding analrape in the bathroom, that's all he can think about.So finally, he is released. They give hime sixty-five dollars, a cheapsuit, and send him on his way. He makes an immediate bee-line for thenearest whorehouse.Brent walks in and right up to the sleazy-looking guy behind the desk."I need to lick a woman's navel!" he shouts. "Sorry, sir," the ownersays. "We don't serve perverts here." Brent grabs the guy by thethroat."Listen!" he screams. "I just did ten years hard time, and if I don'tget to lick some bellybuttons, I might just killsome-motherfuckin'-body!!!"The owner directs him to a run-down wooden door. He walks through andsees an ugly, fat woman. That doesn't bother Brent, though, because notonly does she have huge breasts, she has the deepest navel he's everseen.Brent dives in immediately. He licks, and licks, and licks.....andaftera while, gets a piece of potato stuck in his teeth. 'Hmmm, I don'tremember having potatoes for breakfast,' he thinks, but he keeps ongoin'.He licks, and licks, and licks.....and after a while, he gets a pieceofmeat stuck in his teeth. 'I know I haven't eaten meat for a while,' hethinks, but keeps right on goin'.He licks, and licks, and licks.....and after a while, he gets a pieceofcorn in his teeth. That was the last straw. "I think I'm going to besick, he moans.""That's funny," says the whore. "That's what the last guy said."********Q. What's the worst part about getting a lung transplant?A. The first couple of times you cough, its not your phlegm.Q. Why does a rancher fuck a goat at the end of a cliff?A. So the goat will push back..Q. Whats the definition of disgusting?A. Stuffing a dozen oysters into your granny's cunt and sucking out thirteen.Q. What do you call a zit on a blondes butt?A. A brain tumor</blockquote>

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